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Old 05-15-08, 09:18 AM   #1
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Whats a good qoute for a best man speech?

Brother's wedding is tomorrow, got a decent speech written so far, just need a little quote to throw in there for the old people to coo at.

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I heard this at a recent wedding, and really liked it.
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Brother's wedding is tomorrow, got a decent speech written so far, just need a little quote to throw in there for the old people to coo at.

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My favorite toast for a wedding is:

May those that love you love you.

And if they cannot love you, May God turn their hearts

And if he cannot turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles

So that you will know them by their limping
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what the hell are you talking about.
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“Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.”
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yeah, i second that oh like sean connery
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My favorite toast for a wedding is:

May those that love you love you.

And if they cannot love you, May God turn their hearts

And if he cannot turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles

So that you will know them by their limping
Haha, I seriously might use this...
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Haha, I seriously might use this...
It was said at my wedding by a good friend and it now hangs on the wall of our bar/office.
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It was said at my wedding by a good friend and it now hangs on the wall of our bar/office.
Right under the "Guinness" sign, I bet
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I knew there was something missing in my office...
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Two threads, one above the other:

Whats a good qoute for a best man speech?
Love Sucks


Hey, I didn't say it, the forums did.
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