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    J E R S E Y S B E S T Jerseysbest's Avatar
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    Whats a good qoute for a best man speech?

    Brother's wedding is tomorrow, got a decent speech written so far, just need a little quote to throw in there for the old people to coo at.

    Anyone got any ideas?
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    " If you ever find yourself on the side of the majority, you need to ask yourself some questions."
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    Dont do it!!!!
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    "May your children all have scholarships and your house be maintenance-free"

    I heard this at a recent wedding, and really liked it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseysbest View Post
    Brother's wedding is tomorrow, got a decent speech written so far, just need a little quote to throw in there for the old people to coo at.

    Anyone got any ideas?
    My favorite toast for a wedding is:

    May those that love you love you.

    And if they cannot love you, May God turn their hearts

    And if he cannot turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles

    So that you will know them by their limping
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    "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
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    the good thing about marriage

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    Marriage is an institution based on love, trust and honour. So "insert groom's name here" get on her and stay on her. - Jsharr
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    The doors over there, its not too late.

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    "True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."
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    "A horse is a horse... of course, of course." (Spoken as if imitating William Shatner.)

    (In fact, no matter what you end up with, read it like William Shatner.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by volleybrad View Post
    "True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."
    what the hell are you talking about.
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    “Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. ”
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    Quote Originally Posted by volleybrad View Post
    "True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."
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    “Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.”
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    If you like marriage enough, do it more then once. If not, stay with the one you are with now. - hos13
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    "A horse is a horse... of course, of course." (Spoken as if imitating William Shatner.)

    (In fact, no matter what you end up with, read it like William Shatner.)
    yeah, i second that oh like sean connery
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    J E R S E Y S B E S T Jerseysbest's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    My favorite toast for a wedding is:

    May those that love you love you.

    And if they cannot love you, May God turn their hearts

    And if he cannot turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles

    So that you will know them by their limping
    Haha, I seriously might use this...
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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseysbest View Post
    Haha, I seriously might use this...
    It was said at my wedding by a good friend and it now hangs on the wall of our bar/office.
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    Here's to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet.

    I thought you were going to come out of the closet before you got married.

    Dude, that chick is HOOOOTTTT!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    It was said at my wedding by a good friend and it now hangs on the wall of our bar/office.
    Right under the "Guinness" sign, I bet
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    It was said at my wedding by a good friend and it now hangs on the wall of our bar/office.
    I knew there was something missing in my office...
    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Two threads, one above the other:

    Whats a good qoute for a best man speech?
    Love Sucks


    Hey, I didn't say it, the forums did.

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    "May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live"

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