Thirty years makes a big difference in your life and things have changed a bit....
1978: Long hair 2008: Longing for hair
1978: Screw the system 2008: Restore the system
1978: Keg 2008: Ekg
1978: Acid Rock 2008: Acid reflux
1978: Hoping for a BMW 2008: Hoping for a BM
1978: Going to a hip, new joint 2008: Getting a new hip joint
1978: Rolling Stones 2008: Kidney stones
1978: Disco 2008: Costco
1978: Passing the driver's test 2008: Passing the vision test
1978: Moving to California because it's cool
2008: Moving to Arizona because it's warm
1978: Tryingto look like Marlon Brando and Liz Taylor
2008: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando and Liz Taylor.
Hunting Flies (or Hunting Files for the dyslexci )
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting flies" He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?"
He responded "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."