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Old 05-17-08, 10:48 PM   #1
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CYBORG BIKER with BIG PIERCINGS

my latest addition to my cyborg biker status: matching hips!

All the body art adorned compadres, look on in envy, those are some BIG piercings and yes, they DID hurt when they went in!
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Old 05-17-08, 10:56 PM   #2
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Damn, what brought this on?
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Old 05-17-08, 10:59 PM   #3
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I'll bet some surgeon was paid a lot to drive a few drywall screws.

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Old 05-17-08, 11:04 PM   #4
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Yikes!! SingingSabre's gonna be jealous, yep indeedy.
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Old 05-18-08, 03:09 AM   #5
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This is a family forum... best cover the junk.

What'd you do to deserve the screws?
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Old 05-18-08, 06:02 AM   #6
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From the title of this thread I thought it was going to be about Rock Racing.
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Old 05-18-08, 06:22 AM   #7
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Bek, Ti or stainless?

You should be up and around soon though. Best of healing.
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Old 05-18-08, 07:37 AM   #8
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Definetly titanium, Tom. Last ones cost $3,500 per screw not including installation! Haven't seen the bills for these new ones yet. I've been biking since the mid seventies, going many many tens of thousands of miles until these happened in the last five years...new ones on left side are three weeks old....admittedly this is not a positive development but no crying over spilt milk.

How did it happen? this accident was a combination of genetically shaped vulnerable hips, pushing the envelope on the bike, wet pavement, a turn, and a very slippery patch of new asphalt.

Thanks for the kind words, all. I healed up fine after doing the right side, I'm certainly praying for a good recovery and years before OVN sets in.

Keep the rubber side down, everyone, as I obviously cannot.
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Oooh ti. You're my kinda guy, Bek.

Hope you feel better and are able to get back (gently) on the bike. Take care!
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Old 05-18-08, 08:13 AM   #10
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Wrong function! I'm not jealous!

I hope these ones work out for ya, Bek!
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Old 05-18-08, 08:57 AM   #11
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Feel better, Bekologist...

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Nice picture Bek. Get better soon.
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Old 05-18-08, 10:41 AM   #13
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Oooh, men into ti are hot.

Get well soon, Bek.
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Old 05-18-08, 10:47 AM   #14
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Definately... some serious schwag there.

How long until you can ride ?

That means get well soon.
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Old 05-18-08, 10:56 AM   #15
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I feel for you Bek. Welcome to the Borg. Sadly, the assimilation process is slower than portrayed on tv, I still haven't gotten my phaser or personal shield, however club rules aren't nearly as strict.
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Old 05-18-08, 11:22 AM   #16
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Those are some nice piercings there, sir! Get better soon so you can get back in that saddle!
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I guess you're going to win piercing contests from now on.

"I pierced my nose, and each ear twice."

"That's nice, I pierced my ass six times."

Get well soon, and may you be better, stronger, and faster, better than you were before. For less than six million dollars.
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So, does the upgrade to Ti mean that you are going to become a weight weenie?

Heal fast, fellow Puget Sounder!

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Get well soon, Bek!
should we now call you "Spike"?
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Now you're a cyborg caveman biker....kewl.
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Hey, I can see your coccyx.
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^^^Bekologist?


Here's hoping this one heals as quickly as the last one.
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Wow!

Hope that you are good as new again soon...
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Hmmm...

So if you have bionic legs you can run real fast, a bionic eye lets you see far away...

what will bionic hips let you do?
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So if you have bionic legs you can run real fast, a bionic eye lets you see far away...

what will bionic hips let you do?
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