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    I have this random urge to throw rotten fruit at walmart.

    My only explanation is someone slipped speed into my tiramisu.

    That, or my youthful urge for destruction, and my passionate hatred for walmart. Which I've adopted from other people's opinions without forming my own.

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    Burning Matches. ElJamoquio's Avatar
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    Good job, Pheard. Go chuck a tomato. Or is that a vegetable?
    Reacting is mind candy; it requires no thought. Thinking is tedious.

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    May be rabid JavaWolf's Avatar
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    Forget the tomatoes... Be festive and throw some watermelons!

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    I want to throw fremented canned tuna fish.

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    Crushing souls Hickeydog's Avatar
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    naw. throw Molotov cocktails.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    a duck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    a duck!
    No, don't throw a duck! Ducks are nice!

    Leave some tuna casserole in the pantry for a couple weeks and throw that.

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    if you've decided what to do, and chosen your weapon, and selected your target, it's not random
    'In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, "Make us your slaves, but feed us." '

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    sniffin' glue zoltani's Avatar
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    You should just throw your soul at walmart. I mean, just give in you know, their **** is cheaper anyway....

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    Riding Heaven's Highways on the grand tour ModoVincere's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    a duck!
    Canadian Goose! They are big and actually pretty hardy. When it wakes up from the impact, it'll be pretty pissed and start chasing everything in sight. You get to throw something and get entertained at the same time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zoltani View Post
    You should just throw your soul at walmart. I mean, just give in you know, their **** is cheaper anyway....
    Come to the dark side....
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