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    Gah - wtf happened to Carrot Top?



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    Mean people are like slinkys. They're really not worth much but still are rather entertaining to watch tumble down the stairs.

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    he spent too much time in the gym and got fat.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Ewww what's up with them arms??

    Or do you mean the makeup?
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    He got tired of Pee Wee Herman kicking his ass.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    What if that's a normal-sized day pack?
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    he spent too much time in the gym and got fat.
    no that was me.

    He's ripped - but freaky looking. HGH = bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Ewww what's up with them arms??

    Or do you mean the makeup?
    yes.
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    there's a media ban on covering red headed step children in Europe, who is he anyway?

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Got it. Implants. Yep. Fakies.

    Well at least he didn't do THIS:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...s-ear-arm.html
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    Ewwwww --- I googled up some images (and then my computer crashed - hehe think his pics did it?) - and the comments about his pics range from WTF to making a statement about him being an alien to "which tv personalities use steroids".

    Interesting - here's several comments focused on describing his shoulder bumps are the result of shooting steroids directly into the muscle - they go on to name the steroid that he's been accused of using.

    Ick.


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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    there's a media ban on covering red headed step children in Europe, who is he anyway?
    Some people say he's a comedian. IMO you have to actually be funny to be considered that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    Some people say he's a comedian. IMO you have to actually be funny to be considered that.
    Funny looking must count for something.

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    He drank in my bar after one of his shows in Athens, GA.

    Egotistical does not even come close.
    The EWC wrastlers were a much more pleasant group, better tippers too.

    Funny was watching Carrot Top be shot down by coed after coed. He left angry.
    Last edited by Allen; 05-21-08 at 09:50 AM.

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    <in a sissy voice> "He's got pretty nails."

    This guy needs to be punched in his face with an 80s Mike Tyson uppercut.

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    Actually it looks like he's injected Synthol into his shoulders.


    Google it and look at some images. Sick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    Funny was watching Carrot Top be shot down by coed after coed. He left angry.
    "But I'm Carrot Top!"

    "Exactly."
    Reacting is mind candy; it requires no thought. Thinking is tedious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    Some people say he's a comedian. IMO you have to actually be funny to be considered that.
    He's not a comedian, he's a prop comic. He doesn't write material or jokes, he's buys them at Walmart.

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    He was in a club in Charlotte one night - during his golden days. He came up to me and said he liked my watch. I took it off and punched him in the face with it.

    Only part of that was true.
    The watch was sweet, though.

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    I thought he joined the US Olympic snowboarding team.

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    Shawn has tremendous talent - and I hear pretty good lawyers too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Ewwwww --- I googled up some images (and then my computer crashed - hehe think his pics did it?) - and the comments about his pics range from WTF to making a statement about him being an alien to "which tv personalities use steroids".

    Interesting - here's several comments focused on describing his shoulder bumps are the result of shooting steroids directly into the muscle - they go on to name the steroid that he's been accused of using.

    Ick.


    fugly man
    Just an fyi, its not a steroid. No steroid does that. Steroids get absorbed into the system and spread out through the system. Thats simply synthol. Kind of like temporary implants

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maelstrom View Post
    Just an fyi, its not a steroid. No steroid does that. Steroids get absorbed into the system and spread out through the system. Thats simply synthol. Kind of like temporary implants
    Oh - eww. Guess he wanted to look "good" that day.

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    Growth Hormone much??

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    He is working on becoming the next Guv-a-nah of California.

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