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    The quieter you become... Falkon's Avatar
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    I'm getting fat, still no girlfriend

    So, I've really gotten soft over the winter. I pretty much haven't been riding nearly enough, and I really am feeling it. Longboarding just isn't the same workout, so I need to build myself back up. I've lost much more weight before. Doing it again won't be so hard, but I need to watch the diet more and more.

    I still have no girlfriend, and I don't really see that changing anytime soon. Yes, I know that's a defeatist attitude, but I'm also a realist. I've been talking to a cute girl, fixed her bike, and tuned her longboard today. I dunno, maybe I can get something out of it. She's on the roller derby team, so there's still the chance that she's a lipstick lesbian
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    San Jose has to be the most boring place I've ever been. And I live in Ohio.

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    Mr. Maximan1 maximan1's Avatar
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    These fat threads are no fun.

    I'm too skinny to get it.

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    Blasted Weeds Tude's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by maximan1 View Post
    These fat threads are no fun.

    I'm too skinny to get it.
    I'm so restraining from starting a new set of threads offering free donuts to those who need to gain wait to get a girlfriend, keep a girlfriend, talk to a girl or ... oh my ... pick ze noze ze right way.



    Want a donut? Glazed goodies here ....

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