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Old 05-23-08, 12:32 AM   #1
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I prefer my women with a spatula and crispy bacon in her hands.

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Old 05-23-08, 07:40 AM   #2
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you do know you can put your bacon in other places.
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Old 05-23-08, 07:42 AM   #3
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mmmmm...bacon!
Best thing since sex.
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Old 05-23-08, 07:46 AM   #4
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Yum - baaaaaaacon - in all it's schmokey goodness!
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'cept Canadian Bacon. That's pure-T trickery right there. Calling city ham, bacon. WTF's up with that?
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Thick sliced bacon, fried until it is crispy, sitting atop a nice mound of semi scrambled eggs, nicely ensconced in a warm, flaky, buttery croissant. No spatula needed.
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'cept Canadian Bacon. That's pure-T trickery right there. Calling city ham, bacon. WTF's up with that?
No kidding.

Do they call bacon 'American bacon' up there in iglooland?
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Thick sliced bacon, fried until it is crispy, sitting atop a nice mound of semi scrambled eggs, nicely ensconced in a warm, flaky, buttery croissant. No spatula needed.
No woman needed either.

She might want to share.
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where's the grits?
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'cept Canadian Bacon. That's pure-T trickery right there. Calling city ham, bacon. WTF's up with that?
or pea-meal bacon - delicious in sammies - but not bacon ...
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Thick sliced bacon, fried until it is crispy, sitting atop a nice mound of semi scrambled eggs, nicely ensconced in a warm, flaky, buttery croissant. No spatula needed.
Ohhhhhh that's it. Where I will be this weekend is within a 40 minute hike to a meat market out in the sticks - and he sells a good slab bacon. I know what I'm doing tomorrow morning!
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who cares?
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who cares?
Texans, they aint real southerners.
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Yeah the high IQ and the full set of teeth precludes our membership in your Klub.
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Yeah the high IQ and the full set of teeth precludes our membership in your Klub.
Single digit IQ's are high? wow...glad I aint from Texas.
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I got a single digit for ya!
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Wrap it with bacon and I'm sure there are some here would bite it.
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Ironically, lots of Canadians also dislike canadian bacon - me included.
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How about a ....... glass of bacon? Meet Bacon Vodka!

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that is wrong....just wrong.
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/V...x?ciid=1200363

you can go and vote for my lolcat. I could be famouslike with your help.
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OK, then how about some ssssssssnake alcohol?

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Ill take the scorpion on the left, plz
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Geeezuzzz ... back when I drank vodka I'd probably actually try that ...
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