On my way to Costco, with car full of children I changed the lane few times and got pulled over for reckless driving. Now, I know I am not a reckless driver - no ticket for 11 years in USA - but how can I convince the judge? Going over my options here:
- show up in a Czech peasant clothes chewing on a raw potato; tell him I only drive oxes most of the time and know nothing about cars. I am just a bohunk, your honor
- take a class with DMV to show I am willing to learn
- get a lawyer
- commit seppuku as the only way to regain my honor
Seriously guys, how do you present yourself at the court for reckless driving?
Any suggestion would be greatly appreciated