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    Barbieri Telefonico huhenio's Avatar
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    I feel so dirty ...

    I bought a used bike with gears.

    2007 Fuji Rubaix

    I am filled with shame, guilt, and arousal just for the idea of coasting again ...







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    Senior Member MrCrassic's Avatar
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    you will love feeling dirty. i assure it.
    Ride more.

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    if that's all it takes to feel dirty, then I am one filthy mutha ****er!

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    Barbieri Telefonico huhenio's Avatar
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    they willl see me rollin ...
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    I always feel dirty and it seldom involves a bicycle.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I always feel dirty and it seldom involves a bicycle.
    Something something, news story about man getting arrested for having sex with a bicycle, yada yada...


    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I always feel dirty and it seldom involves a bicycle.
    TMI


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    first day

    24 miles total.

    I don't feel any faster.
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    Did I miss the memo?

    I thought coasting and gears was the norm.

    If you mean you've been riding fixie and finally have brakes...welcome to the good side of the law.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    I always run both brakes.

    Now i bought a geared bike
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    Quote Originally Posted by huhenio View Post
    I always run both brakes.

    Now i bought a geared bike
    Welcome to 1940
    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Welcome to the 20th century
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    Something something, news story about man getting arrested for having sex with a bicycle, yada yada...

    There was actually a man who was arrested for having sex with his patio table, no joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shubonker View Post
    There was actually a man who was arrested for having sex with his patio table, no joke.
    That hole in the middle is just asking for it.
    "harder" is not a very good safeword.

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