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Old 06-24-08, 08:44 AM   #1
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Describe your underwear

I am currently wearing the most uncomfortable underwear on the planet. I just bought them, and I swear they were designed by a woman who hates men. They are the oh-so-hip boxer-briefs, which I usually like, and they came endorsed with picture of Totally Ripped Underwear Man, and who doesn't want to look like TRUM? TRUM has a package the size of a goiter. But the damn underpants are attacking exactly that aspect of my anatomy. The boys want freedom!!!! Off to go commando.

So, what's you got going on down under?

Ladies only, extra credit for pix. Not you Chipcom.
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Plaid Fruit of the Loom cotton boxers, worn until they begin to pill up and get thread bare in the nether regions.
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This is what happens when you commute by bike....and forget your briefs.
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well Doolally, since you asked...
i was able to sneak off at work here and snap this pic for you.

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well Doolally, since you asked...
i was able to sneak off at work here and snap this pic for you.

Yum, granny pants.
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This is what happens when you commute by bike....and forget your briefs.
hehe - same here. ... and in late enough to miss a meeting I needed to be in. Oh, happy Tuesday!

brr, little chilly in here today ...
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Tighty whities. FTL*.

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I just realized how comfortable having no underwear is....made me contemplate ever wearing briefs again.
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I am currently wearing the most uncomfortable underwear on the planet. I just bought them, and I swear they were designed by a woman who hates men.
Considering that, as far as I can tell, most women's clothing was/is designed by men, this seems entirely fair.
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Considering that, as far as I can tell, most women's clothing was/is designed by men, this seems entirely fair.
But it's not fair to me! I'd prefer if women didn't wear ANY clothes.
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well Doolally, since you asked...
i was able to sneak off at work here and snap this pic for you.

I'm calling shenanigans....
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I'm calling shenanigans....
Is that long distance from where you are?
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ok, fine. i'll admit- mine are actually bigger than those.
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ok, fine. i'll admit- mine are actually bigger than those.
which would make them rather baggy.
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Or ... ME being ... ME!!!

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which would make them rather baggy.
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

Ive been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen evry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh wont you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Aint no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes
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I reeeeeaaaally disliked Queen
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I reeeeeaaaally disliked Queen
Ok, fine...

*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4
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which would make them rather baggy.
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I just realized how comfortable having no underwear is....made me contemplate ever wearing briefs again.
Commando is the way to go. I have been "free-ballin" for years now and would never go back. Once you start you realize how nice it is. Nothing riding up, having to re-adjust or whatever. I have even got some friends who once made fun of it, but are now converts. That includes both men and women.
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Commando is the way to go. I have been "free-ballin" for years now and would never go back. Once you start you realize how nice it is. Nothing riding up, having to re-adjust or whatever. I have even got some friends who once made fun of it, but are now converts. That includes both men and women.
Yeah, but I consider my boxers cheap insurance for when I forgot to zip my fly.
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WE GOT A BLEEDER!

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