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    Describe your underwear

    I am currently wearing the most uncomfortable underwear on the planet. I just bought them, and I swear they were designed by a woman who hates men. They are the oh-so-hip boxer-briefs, which I usually like, and they came endorsed with picture of Totally Ripped Underwear Man, and who doesn't want to look like TRUM? TRUM has a package the size of a goiter. But the damn underpants are attacking exactly that aspect of my anatomy. The boys want freedom!!!! Off to go commando.

    So, what's you got going on down under?

    Ladies only, extra credit for pix. Not you Chipcom.

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    Plaid Fruit of the Loom cotton boxers, worn until they begin to pill up and get thread bare in the nether regions.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    This is what happens when you commute by bike....and forget your briefs.
    Ride more.

    Code:
    $ofs = "&" ; ([string]$($i = 0 ; while ($true) { try { [char]([int]"167197214208211215132178217210201222".substring($i,3) - 100) ; $i =
     $i+3 > catch { break >>)).replace('&','') ; $ofs=" " # Replace right angles with right curly braces

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    well Doolally, since you asked...
    i was able to sneak off at work here and snap this pic for you.

    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
    Of all the treasures I have, itís the memories that are the most precious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    well Doolally, since you asked...
    i was able to sneak off at work here and snap this pic for you.

    Yum, granny pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrCrassic View Post
    None.

    This is what happens when you commute by bike....and forget your briefs.
    hehe - same here. ... and in late enough to miss a meeting I needed to be in. Oh, happy Tuesday!

    brr, little chilly in here today ...

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    Tighty whities. FTL*.

    * - That's Fruit of the Loom not For t3h lose.


    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    I just realized how comfortable having no underwear is....made me contemplate ever wearing briefs again.
    Ride more.

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     $i+3 > catch { break >>)).replace('&','') ; $ofs=" " # Replace right angles with right curly braces

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doolally View Post
    I am currently wearing the most uncomfortable underwear on the planet. I just bought them, and I swear they were designed by a woman who hates men.
    Considering that, as far as I can tell, most women's clothing was/is designed by men, this seems entirely fair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Considering that, as far as I can tell, most women's clothing was/is designed by men, this seems entirely fair.
    But it's not fair to me! I'd prefer if women didn't wear ANY clothes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    well Doolally, since you asked...
    i was able to sneak off at work here and snap this pic for you.

    I'm calling shenanigans....
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    I'm calling shenanigans....
    Is that long distance from where you are?

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    very
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    ok, fine. i'll admit- mine are actually bigger than those.
    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
    Of all the treasures I have, itís the memories that are the most precious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    ok, fine. i'll admit- mine are actually bigger than those.
    which would make them rather baggy.

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    Or ... ME being ... ME!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    which would make them rather baggy.
    Are you gonna take me home tonight
    Ah down beside that red firelight
    Are you gonna let it all hang out
    Fat bottomed girls
    You make the rockin world go round

    Hey I was just a skinny lad
    Never knew no good from bad
    But I knew life before I left my nursery
    Left alone with big fat fanny
    She was such a naughty nanny
    Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
    Hey hey!

    Ive been singing with my band
    Across the wire across the land
    I seen evry blue eyed floozy on the way
    But their beauty and their style
    Went kind of smooth after a while
    Take me to them dirty ladies every time

    Oh wont you take me home tonight?
    Oh down beside your red firelight
    Oh and you give it all you got
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

    Hey listen here
    Now your mortgages and homes
    I got stiffness in the bones
    Aint no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
    Oh but I still get my pleasure
    Still got my greatest treasure
    Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
    Now get this

    Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
    Oh down beside your red firelight
    Oh you gonna let it all hang out
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
    Get on your bikes and ride

    Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
    Fat bottomed girls
    Yeah yeah yeah
    Fat bottomed girls
    Yes yes

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    I reeeeeaaaally disliked Queen
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    I reeeeeaaaally disliked Queen
    Ok, fine...

    *talking*
    Oh my god
    Becky, look at her butt
    Its so big
    She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
    Who understands those rap guys
    They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
    I mean her butt
    It's just so big
    I can't believe it's so round
    It's just out there
    I mean, it's gross
    Look, she's just so black

    *rap*
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up tough
    Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got
    Make Me so horney
    Ooh, rump of smooth skin
    You say you wanna get in my benz
    Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

    I've seen them dancin'
    To hell with romancin'
    She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

    I'm tired of magazines
    Saying flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back

    So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
    Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
    Baby got back

    (LA face with Oakland booty)

    I like'em round and big
    And when I'm throwin a gig
    I just can't help myself
    I'm actin like an animal
    Now here's my scandal

    I wanna get you home
    And UH, double up UH UH
    I aint talkin bout playboy
    Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
    I wannem real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mixalot's in trouble
    Beggin for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas
    I wanna get with ya
    I won't cus or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby Got it goin on
    Alot of pimps won't like this song
    Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
    But I'd rather stay and play
    Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on

    So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
    Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
    Then turn around
    Stick it out
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back

    (LA face with the Oakland booty)

    Yeah baby
    When it comes to females
    Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
    36-24-36
    Only if she's 5'3"

    So your girlfriend throws a Honda
    Playin workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that hard role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that
    Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
    And I'm thinkin bout stickin
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines
    You aint it miss thing
    Give me a sista I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice did miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    Cuz his girls were on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And pulled up quick to get with 'em
    So ladies if the butt is round
    And you wanna triple X throw down
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back
    Baby got back
    Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    which would make them rather baggy.
    You asked for 'em, you got 'em!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MrCrassic View Post
    I just realized how comfortable having no underwear is....made me contemplate ever wearing briefs again.
    Commando is the way to go. I have been "free-ballin" for years now and would never go back. Once you start you realize how nice it is. Nothing riding up, having to re-adjust or whatever. I have even got some friends who once made fun of it, but are now converts. That includes both men and women.
    Quote Originally Posted by diff_lock2 View Post
    so what if it's custom, are you suddenly NOT a jackass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1fluffhead View Post
    Commando is the way to go. I have been "free-ballin" for years now and would never go back. Once you start you realize how nice it is. Nothing riding up, having to re-adjust or whatever. I have even got some friends who once made fun of it, but are now converts. That includes both men and women.
    Yeah, but I consider my boxers cheap insurance for when I forgot to zip my fly.

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    But the breeze is so much better
    Quote Originally Posted by diff_lock2 View Post
    so what if it's custom, are you suddenly NOT a jackass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1fluffhead View Post
    But the breeze is so much better
    WE GOT A BLEEDER!


    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    But it scares the horses!

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