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Old 06-25-08, 07:12 PM   #1
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I Got What America Needs Right Here.

So it's a bit old, but every time I read it I can't stop laughing, and I was inspired to pull it up again... Totally NSFW, and not for the easily offended... cross-posted in P&R but figured Foo might have more folks with a sense of humor...

Vote Jimmy Carter in '08!

http://www.theonion.com/content/opin...ca_needs_right
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Old 06-25-08, 07:52 PM   #2
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OMG that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-25-08, 07:52 PM   #3
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Gotta love the onion.......
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wow. Makes Al Pacino / Tony Montana sound like a choir boy.
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There was so much ****ing swearing, I gave up on trying to ****ing understand what the **** this was supposed to be about beyond carters rad ****ing red ***.

Likely the point, but I found that difficult to read at best and at worst, I didn't find it funny. Trying to catch a laugh with swearing is weak humour at best.

Meh, maybe I need a drink to "get it" be back in an hour
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Old 06-25-08, 08:47 PM   #6
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irony...it's irony maelstrom....Jimmy Carter probably never said the **** in his entire ****ing life.
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Old 06-25-08, 10:16 PM   #7
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I wondered what Andrew Dice Clay was doing these days.
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Old 06-25-08, 10:48 PM   #8
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He totally had to have co-authored it!!
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irony...it's irony maelstrom....Jimmy Carter probably never said the **** in his entire ****ing life.
ahhh...makes more sense. I knew there was something I was missing. Thanks

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First person I thought of when I first read it, I recently saw him in the Gene Simmons roast. I don't think he swore once, I was shocked.
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That was beautiful.
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...I better wait until I can see it at home...
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Couldn't read it, too profane for me. Not funny.
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I don't think that was really Jimmy Carter Dr. Pete. You Republicans are so gullible.
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Old 06-26-08, 12:16 PM   #14
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irony...it's irony maelstrom....Jimmy Carter probably never said the **** in his entire ****ing life.

Didnt stop him from being anti-semetic.....
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Old 06-26-08, 12:18 PM   #15
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I don't think that was really Jimmy Carter Dr. Pete. You Republicans are so gullible.
Someone missed the point.
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Old 06-26-08, 12:35 PM   #16
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But Al Gore, that ********** pig, steals the **** from me and now he's the greatest thing since Jesus Christ made a ******* sandwich.
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Old 06-26-08, 01:41 PM   #17
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Someone missed the point.
I think you missed the "dry humor" in his post
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