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Old 07-06-08, 01:55 PM   #1
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Zombies

What do you do in a zombie attack?
Bicycling is better than cars because of lower noise, but grease your chains. Fortify shelters.
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Old 07-06-08, 02:17 PM   #2
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What do you do in a zombie attack?
Usually just turn off the TV.
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I don't worry about zombies. They look for brains, so I have absolutely nothing to convern myself with. More points to the zombies if they can do a good air guitar of "Powerslave" as well.
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Another thing about zombies I like.

They make great dates.

Everyone loves cracking open a cold one once in a while.
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Contrary to popular belief, zombie brains taste better than people's brains.
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I would just kick Rob Zombie in the nads, then go about my business.
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I wonder if zombie is edible, in that case things are easy.

I would find a cave and place an enormous meat grinder in front of the opening. I would finish any survivors of with an AA12.



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If by chance I have a second person with me, I might keep one of these handy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOGJLoVi-Bg
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go to a landmass not connected to USA or China and hopefully where the bullets outnumber the population...

like Madagascar or something.
maybe even Hawaii.
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Start moving money into weapons. Stock up on supplies.
Find shelter. Then fortify the perimeter. Find weapons. Build up a secondary perimeter. Fortify.

Hope that the perimeter holds.
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go to a landmass not connected to USA or China and hopefully where the bullets outnumber the population...

like Madagascar or something.
maybe even Hawaii.
yeah or move north in Canada
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I wonder if zombie is edible, in that case things are easy.

I would find a cave and place an enormous meat grinder in front of the opening. I would finish any survivors of with an AA12.



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No, likely zombie flesh is toxic. Or you end up turning.
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What do you do in a zombie attack?
Bicycling is better than cars because of lower noise, but grease your chains. Fortify shelters.
Preemptively strike the Waffle House. We've all been in there at 2:00 am, y'all have seen 'um.
That's where they hang out--plotting--plotting and preparing for when they arise in mass.
As soon as their sense of taste is completely destroyed--brains, BRAINS, BRAINS!
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That would be awesome, load up a plane with like 30 other people, and a couple thousand rounds of ammunition and wipe out the entire population of a tropical island, the only problem is that rats and birds would be hard to get rid of but at least you would be rid of the people.
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Preemptively strike the Waffle House. We've all been in there at 2:00 am, y'all have seen 'um.
That's where they hang out--plotting--plotting and preparing for when they arise in mass.
As soon as their sense of taste is completely destroyed--brains, BRAINS, BRAINS!
"Officer i swear, they're all potential zombies!"
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I love waffles! And French Toast!
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That would be awesome, load up a plane with like 30 other people, and a couple thousand rounds of ammunition and wipe out the entire population of a tropical island, the only problem is that rats and birds would be hard to get rid of but at least you would be rid of the people.
if any of the zombie movies and games I've watched are an indication, zombies are limited to humans, other animals like dogs are untouched.
disincluding RE which explains itself pretty well as a virus that affects everything.

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yeah or move north in Canada
yeah, but what are you going to do when you run out of power and it's winter? And Canada is still connected to USA.

stay in a tropical area, at least you won't freeze to death when the power plants fail.
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i are a zombie:

http://www.vimeo.com/1073073?pg=embed&sec=1073073

so, eat brains?

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I always figured I'd get to the nearest super walmart/target/sams and barricade it. I mean, if they don't have it there.. you don't need it to survive a zombie attack.

Man, I used to watch a lot of zombie movies. But in college I started having too many zombie nightmares and had to cut myself off.

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I always figured I'd get to the nearest super walmart/target/sams and barricade it. I mean, if they don't have it there.. you don't need it to survive a zombie attack.

Man, I used to watch a lot of zombie movies. But in college I started having too many zombie nightmares and had to cut myself off.



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yeah, but if dawn of the dead and dead rising are any indication it's that you want to stay the heck away from malls and only pillage it when needed.
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if any of the zombie movies and games I've watched are an indication, zombies are limited to humans, other animals like dogs are untouched.
disincluding RE which explains itself pretty well as a virus that affects everything.
I like the idea of it effecting all animals, if it were really a virus it most likely would, also the Will Smith movie (drawing a blank on the name) had dogs and rats.
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