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    Zombies

    What do you do in a zombie attack?
    Bicycling is better than cars because of lower noise, but grease your chains. Fortify shelters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxximum View Post
    What do you do in a zombie attack?
    Usually just turn off the TV.
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    I don't worry about zombies. They look for brains, so I have absolutely nothing to convern myself with. More points to the zombies if they can do a good air guitar of "Powerslave" as well.

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    One of many things that Im ready for
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Another thing about zombies I like.

    They make great dates.

    Everyone loves cracking open a cold one once in a while.

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    Contrary to popular belief, zombie brains taste better than people's brains.
    It all comes down to financing.

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    I would just kick Rob Zombie in the nads, then go about my business.
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    I wonder if zombie is edible, in that case things are easy.

    I would find a cave and place an enormous meat grinder in front of the opening. I would finish any survivors of with an AA12.



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    If by chance I have a second person with me, I might keep one of these handy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOGJLoVi-Bg
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    go to a landmass not connected to USA or China and hopefully where the bullets outnumber the population...

    like Madagascar or something.
    maybe even Hawaii.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Start moving money into weapons. Stock up on supplies.
    Find shelter. Then fortify the perimeter. Find weapons. Build up a secondary perimeter. Fortify.

    Hope that the perimeter holds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    go to a landmass not connected to USA or China and hopefully where the bullets outnumber the population...

    like Madagascar or something.
    maybe even Hawaii.
    yeah or move north in Canada

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    Quote Originally Posted by elf 232 View Post
    I wonder if zombie is edible, in that case things are easy.

    I would find a cave and place an enormous meat grinder in front of the opening. I would finish any survivors of with an AA12.



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    No, likely zombie flesh is toxic. Or you end up turning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxximum View Post
    What do you do in a zombie attack?
    Bicycling is better than cars because of lower noise, but grease your chains. Fortify shelters.
    Preemptively strike the Waffle House. We've all been in there at 2:00 am, y'all have seen 'um.
    That's where they hang out--plotting--plotting and preparing for when they arise in mass.
    As soon as their sense of taste is completely destroyed--brains, BRAINS, BRAINS!

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    That would be awesome, load up a plane with like 30 other people, and a couple thousand rounds of ammunition and wipe out the entire population of a tropical island, the only problem is that rats and birds would be hard to get rid of but at least you would be rid of the people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    Preemptively strike the Waffle House. We've all been in there at 2:00 am, y'all have seen 'um.
    That's where they hang out--plotting--plotting and preparing for when they arise in mass.
    As soon as their sense of taste is completely destroyed--brains, BRAINS, BRAINS!
    "Officer i swear, they're all potential zombies!"
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    I love waffles! And French Toast!

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    Quote Originally Posted by elf 232 View Post
    That would be awesome, load up a plane with like 30 other people, and a couple thousand rounds of ammunition and wipe out the entire population of a tropical island, the only problem is that rats and birds would be hard to get rid of but at least you would be rid of the people.
    if any of the zombie movies and games I've watched are an indication, zombies are limited to humans, other animals like dogs are untouched.
    disincluding RE which explains itself pretty well as a virus that affects everything.

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxximum View Post
    yeah or move north in Canada
    yeah, but what are you going to do when you run out of power and it's winter? And Canada is still connected to USA.

    stay in a tropical area, at least you won't freeze to death when the power plants fail.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    i are a zombie:

    http://www.vimeo.com/1073073?pg=embed&sec=1073073

    so, eat brains?

    (caution, video contains profanity)

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    I always figured I'd get to the nearest super walmart/target/sams and barricade it. I mean, if they don't have it there.. you don't need it to survive a zombie attack.

    Man, I used to watch a lot of zombie movies. But in college I started having too many zombie nightmares and had to cut myself off.

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    yes. /thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    I always figured I'd get to the nearest super walmart/target/sams and barricade it. I mean, if they don't have it there.. you don't need it to survive a zombie attack.

    Man, I used to watch a lot of zombie movies. But in college I started having too many zombie nightmares and had to cut myself off.



    yes. /thread
    yeah, but if dawn of the dead and dead rising are any indication it's that you want to stay the heck away from malls and only pillage it when needed.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    if any of the zombie movies and games I've watched are an indication, zombies are limited to humans, other animals like dogs are untouched.
    disincluding RE which explains itself pretty well as a virus that affects everything.
    I like the idea of it effecting all animals, if it were really a virus it most likely would, also the Will Smith movie (drawing a blank on the name) had dogs and rats.
    elf 232 contra mundum.

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