Giving Haircuts Over The Phone
"I'm excited to try out these new helium shoes!"
The Badger Attacks!
Cyclists of the world, unite! You have nothing to lube but your chains!
in kazakzstan the geys F*** like this
riding and pimpin again
"The only reason I didn't win the race was because of this monkey on my back"
"Every dog needs a squeak toy."
"harder" is not a very good safeword.
"Gnnnhhh! Why can't I move this f***ing guy out of my way? He must be stuck to the ground or something!"
Miffed at the size of the trophy, the Cofidis rider began tossing tour officials about with his highly trained telepathic forces.
I told you already, this isn't a tandem bike.
The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.
"Unless he was racing there was no way he could match my speed."