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Old 07-07-08, 09:17 PM   #1
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Hitting on someone

Yes I expect this to go badly for me I will wear a cup. Proceeding, how do you like to hit on someone in your own style? I met someone today and I am thinking looking deep in their eyes and smiling and laughing at everything they say is best.
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Old 07-07-08, 09:25 PM   #2
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Just be direct.
"I want to plow you..."
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...good luck with those tactics.
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Yes I expect this to go badly for me I will wear a cup. Proceeding, how do you like to hit on someone in your own style? I met someone today and I am thinking looking deep in their eyes and smiling and laughing at everything they say is best.
Usually with a strong palm thrust between the eyes. It will make them see stars. But I would only hit them when on the mat unless I feel threatened.
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
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Old 07-07-08, 09:29 PM   #5
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Get down on one knee in front of them, pull the ring out of your jacket pocket...
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Get down on one knee in front of them, pull the ring out of your jacket pocket...
aw, were you watching the bachelorette finale tonight too? i laughed... i cried...

but seriously i'm a pretty dumb girl when it comes to knowing if i'm being hit on. so the above method would probably be most effective.
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Oh wait. So we aren't talking martial arts, huh?
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Old 07-07-08, 09:34 PM   #8
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I'll just kick her hard in the ovaries. Great advice.
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aw, were you watching the bachelorette finale tonight too? i laughed... i cried...
I have no idea what you're talking about, so can I offer you a bunny with a pancake on its head? (Note: The offering of pancaked rabbits is not a method for hitting on others, so far as I know.)

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but seriously i'm a pretty dumb girl when it comes to knowing if i'm being hit on. so the above method would probably be most effective.
So we're married now? Cool. Is... is this a high-five moment?

I doubt I'd have the faintest clue if I were ever being hit on, let alone how to hit on someone else. So jumping straight into marriage is probably for the best.
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If you gotta ask... Try saying hello, go on from there.
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...good luck with those tactics.
What's wrong with my plan??
Don't be hatin just cause you don't agree.
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I haven't done this in a long time. I don't think I even remember how it's done.
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Dude, only do that if you really truly love to look into her eyes.
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Thank GOD I'm semi-seriously dating someone now and don't have to worry about this.

Good luck. And wear two cups in case the first one breaks when she shoots the RPG into your crotch.
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I once punched someone really hard on the nose and broke it. Then I kneed him again in the face, and pounded the back of his neck with a fist. He went down, and didn't get up. He was carried off on a stretcher by two paramedics. I chatted up with the paramedics.
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So we're married now? Cool. Is... is this a high-five moment?
I woke up this morning to find out im married to x136? super, had no idea it was that easy!
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wear a trench coat w/ nothing else under it. Walk up to her and open the coat nice and wide. If she doesn't scream and run off, your golden.
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Wink, blow kisses to me from across the bar, wave a nice bottle of scotch around like a tease and I'd follow you home in a heartbeat.



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Just ask if they want the chloroform before or after you duct tape their mouth shut. Either that or ask if they have latex allergies, as you do not like your mates in leather gimp suits.
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Wink, blow kisses to me from across the bar, wave a nice bottle of scotch around like a tease and I'd follow you home in a heartbeat.



Where was this info when I needed it, twenty years ago?
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Sniff their butt and slobber all over their face.
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Sniff their butt and slobber all over their face.
is that how Joe won you over?
I knew my technique was flawed.
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is that how Joe won you over?
I knew my technique was flawed.
No, he was much more refined. He would get me drunk and then we'd play naked Scrabble. I think he arranged all of his words to say "You're awesome" or something.
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