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Old 07-11-08, 11:45 AM   #1
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"no im selifsh and want my own"

Here ya go, artifice. Your very own thread.

Now we want the big news....
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Old 07-11-08, 11:46 AM   #2
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Good thing I started polishing up that resume! rec'd a voicemail yesterday am from a creative-industry headhunter I have interviewed with about a year ago. Returned the call to discover:
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Old 07-11-08, 11:52 AM   #4
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I can't post in this thread,



but I can.
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Old 07-11-08, 11:53 AM   #5
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nope sorry that is it I can't spit it out.
To be continued... (when BF is fixed)
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Old 07-11-08, 11:54 AM   #6
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OMG this reminds me of that cousin saga thread.
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Old 07-11-08, 11:55 AM   #7
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Ha yeah it is going to be epic.
By the time I can tell the story I will have a new job making millions.
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Old 07-11-08, 12:12 PM   #8
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Ha yeah it is going to be epic.
By the time I can tell the story I will have a new job making millions.
millions of what? I vote for tiny evil robots.
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1, no boyfriend. (thank goodness, they are high-maintenance).
2, fixed would be good. then you can practice the baby-making without worring about ending up with one.
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1, no boyfriend. (thank goodness, they are high-maintenance).
2, fixed would be good. then you can practice the baby-making without worring about ending up with one.
how would you know if you were doing it right on the baby making thing then?
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Old 07-11-08, 12:18 PM   #12
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Hello? BIG NEWS?? Sigh...you youngin's get so distracted...
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my guess is pebbles of sand, cause she's going to jail and getting on the chain gang..
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Old 07-11-08, 12:19 PM   #14
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how would you know if you were doing it right on the baby making thing then?
there is a desired result that does not include babies.
generally, just tell em they are doing it wrong.
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how would you know if you were doing it right on the baby making thing then?
Don't worry, someday you'll be able to do this...
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Hello? BIG NEWS?? Sigh...you youngin's get so distracted...
i cannot post the big news. unless i post two short lines at a time- the forum blows up if I try to post more.
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Old 07-11-08, 12:26 PM   #17
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So it's more than 2 lines
that messes
everything up?

Edit: apparently not.
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Old 07-11-08, 12:35 PM   #18
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just post 2 lines at a time
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Old 07-11-08, 12:36 PM   #19
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She's getting a puppy!!!!!
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Old 07-11-08, 12:37 PM   #20
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When i first read the thread title, i thought it was Siu saying that "i'm selfish and want my own" threads were not allowed.
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She's getting a puppy!!!!!
hey now, lets not go spreading rumors. I don't have the preggles either...
in short, I might be getting offered a new job!!
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Oh cool, is it closer to the ocean surfing of MN?
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hey now, lets not go spreading rumors. I don't have the preggles either...
in short, I might be getting offered a new job!!
the preggles?
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Old 07-11-08, 12:44 PM   #25
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You bought a counterfeit money making machine???
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