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Old 07-14-08, 03:39 PM   #1
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I hate her...

I hate her, I hate her, I freakin' hate her. She pisses me off to no end.
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Old 07-14-08, 03:40 PM   #2
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Old 07-14-08, 03:43 PM   #3
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I'm confused, whats going on
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Old 07-14-08, 03:59 PM   #6
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How do you know that's not what he hates?
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Old 07-14-08, 04:11 PM   #7
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How do you know that's not what he hates?
I assumed he was talking, justifiably, about his wierd, "That's some bad hat, Harry.", headgear.
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I hate her, I hate her, I freakin' hate her. She pisses me off to no end.

In the immortal words of Garth - "Uhm, get over it. Go out with somebody else."
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Awww, Mr. Alpine is in loooooooove.
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That's what I was thinking...

Shouldn't the beer come first?
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Old 07-14-08, 06:15 PM   #13
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That's what I was thinking...

Shouldn't the beer come first?
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Wednesday is the first day I'll (hopefully) be able to ride in 2 weeks.

How come, after 6 months, she's still messing with my head?
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Old 07-14-08, 06:26 PM   #16
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6 months? come on, champ. move on to the next one lined up on the roster.

why can't y'all just be friends?
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Wednesday is the first day I'll (hopefully) be able to ride in 2 weeks.

How come, after 6 months, she's still messing with my head?
13 Years over here my friend, and still messing with my head. They love doing that, get use to it. Develop countermeasures.
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Wednesday is the first day I'll (hopefully) be able to ride in 2 weeks.

How come, after 6 months, she's still messing with my head?
Go play a contact sport. Something like rugby, tackle football, australian rules football, ice hockey, cage fighting, etc. (Boxing is not a sport) That is, get out there get some hits in, shed some blood, sweat buckets and generally unleash the rage.

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Go play a contact sport. Something like rugby, tackle football, australian rules football, ice hockey, cage fighting, etc. (Boxing is not a sport) That is, get out there get some hits in, shed some blood, sweat buckets and generally unleash the rage.
Hmmm....maybe with my back being jacked up, I won't do that... I'm gonna try signing up for a soccer team in the fall. (Hoping to be able to run by then). The way I play it, it's a contact sport.
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13 Years over here my friend, and still messing with my head. They love doing that, get use to it. Develop countermeasures.
25 years here! and yes, it still happens! I love her, just dont understand her sometimes. Im sure she posted the same thing about me on one of her forums!
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Old 07-14-08, 07:22 PM   #23
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If she is causing you so much pain, maybe you should cut off contact for a while?
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So

God comes to Adam and says, "You have done well my son. I'd like to give you a companion who will take care of your every need. No matter how bad you are hurting she will heal you. No matter how lonely you are she will comfort you. She will be the ideal companion for you for the rest of your life and you will desire no other. The only thing is that it will cost you an arm and a leg..."

Adam looks down contemplatively for a moment, then looks back up to God.

"Hmmm. What can I get for a rib?"



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Old 07-14-08, 07:27 PM   #25
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If she is causing you so much pain, maybe you should cut off contact for a while?
+1. You need time away from her. They always say it's a fine line between love and hate...
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