Ok so I'm doing my daily ride yesterday and I come open a slow group ride made up of mostly young 20-something riders. These women were really really attractive . I pass them and later I'm resting at the cul-de-sac before turning around. They finally make it in chatting and glancing my way. I had already been there for a few minutes already so I decide to take off. So one girl smiles at me and I smile back, then the other girls turn around to see who she is smiling at. I'm already on my bike, but apparently I didn't downshift when I stopped and was in a huge gear, so I was going so slow I felt as if I was about to fall over. Then I couldn't clip in right. Then I had to ride past them, fumbling and looking like I've never ridden a bike in my life. About 5 seconds into my ride my keys and cell phone promptly eject themselves from my saddlebag and hit the road. Then they pass me half giggling, half wondering why I was out there in the first place I'm sure.
Anything like this ever happen to you guys? Why does this only happen when hot girls are around? AGGGGGGGHHH!
Abort? retry? FAIL!