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    Little EPO

    Sung to the tune Little GTO


    A little EPO and you're feeling fine
    you're tearing up the road now
    you're in spot number nine
    keeping up with the pace car
    screw the team on which you ride- a - ide
    Shooting up, doping up, riding out on EPO...

    Wa wahhhhhh, wah wah wah wah wah
    Wa Wahhhhhh wah wah wah wah wah
    wah wahhhhh wah wah wah wahhhhhhhhhh




    Oh Luceeeeeeeeee......did you put EPO in my punch?
    Luceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

    Oh Ricco Riccardo would I do that???!!!!!

    Ethel and Fred did it!
    eeeee...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Lullaby Of Foo

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    Keep my bike safe from the bicycle thief
    Keep my tootsies toasty warm
    keep my carbon from any harm

    Good Night Road Bike
    Good Night Moutain Bike
    Good night all you Foosters
    And good night Moon

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    Where can I get that jersey?

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    I think you have to place an order of several pieces with some company but hurry as it is fast becoming the Yellow Jersey of the TOUR!!! Wooooo!!!! HOOOOOOO!!
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Lullaby Of Foo

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    Keep my bike safe from the bicycle thief
    Keep my tootsies toasty warm
    keep my carbon from any harm

    Good Night Road Bike
    Good Night Moutain Bike
    Good night all you Foosters
    And good night Moon

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    It should be their official jersey, as a third rider was arrested today. No names to keep this from being a spoiler.

    EDIT: just read the lyrics at the bottom, so disregard my thing about no names.

    So The Cobra has been using secret venom?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    funny

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    haha, nice. I needed a chuckle today

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    Funny. There is a thread in the TDF forum looking for a jersey such as this.

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    I'd buy one.
    MD

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    If the jersey is too much, perhaps a bracelet?

    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    How about "Tour De France Race Director" on the front

    and

    "I can't find my ass with both hands"

    on the back?

    Anyone notice that the promos about kicking out the dopers and the film running backwards as they take the jersey off Floyd have stopped being run by Versus?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    is the next line: "they still have to test my B"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Every time I see EPO, I think of "Emergency Power Off", which is usually right by the big red button in server rooms which powers off everything in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH View Post



    WANT!!!

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