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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Wargh, I'm in a pissy mood now.

    She called me a cold-hearted ******* before hanging up.

    I slapped my 50 pound tool kit on my bike, rode over to her house to work on the motorcycle, and she left me the wrong key to the garage...ok, simple mistake, but frustrating, nonetheless.

    As I'm riding back to my house, I'm 3/4 of the way through the block and I hear a car whipping through the gears behind me. I get one of those feelings and I know he's gonna pass me to save half a second. Sure enough, with around 6 freakin' inches room to spare, he passes me. I through my hands in the air and see him look back. He gets to the stop sign, doesn't stop, hammers it to get out of my way, but I catch him at the next intersection and start screaming at him. He yells out a meager "**** you," and I just lay it on thicker. If I'd been on the drivers side, I'm not sure how it would've ended. I guess it's not a good day to threaten my safety...

    ok, still pissy, but less so...

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    It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Too bad you did not have an accidental pedal strike into his passenger side door.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Okay hold on.

    So you see how you catering to her got you into this right?
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    (Give the frame back. Wash your hands of it and that chickie. No bike frame is worth this...)

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    Emo!

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    Unsafe, if this isn't a message from The Universe that you need to be done with her immediately, I don't know what is.
    "Real wars of words are harder to win. They require thought, insight, precision, articulation, knowledge, and experience. They require the humility to admit when you are wrong. They recognize that the dialectic is not about making us look at you, but about us all looking together for the truth."

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by sirpoopalot View Post
    Emo!
    Weirdo!
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Sometimes it hardly feels worth getting up in the morning. Hang in! Better days are a coming!
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    This is why I have a dog...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Weirdo!


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    Transcendental enumeration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Okay hold on.

    So you see how you catering to her got you into this right?
    +1

    Are you a nice drunk or a mean drunk? If the former, go get yourself a beer.

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by vtjim View Post
    +1

    Are you a nice drunk or a mean drunk? If the former, go get yourself a beer.
    I'm pretty much just me, until I puke... There have been many friends disappointed by that fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I'm pretty much just me, until I puke... There have been many friends disappointed by that fact.
    ditto.

    so, this calls for a drink (which normally I wouldn't condone, but since once upon a time when I had boy troubles, my anti-alcohol mom TOLD me to drink)... so now I'm tellin' you.


    ... so I take it you weren't able to do any work on the bike today?
    I say she swings it by and drops off at your place, to work on at your convenience until the job is done.

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    drank, quite a bit. Felt pretty good. Now I'm resting my back before I go to bed. I had a long talk with her tonight. I'm just more confused than ever...

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    drinking and then talking to the ex is going to be confusing (and is against the rules we set here in foo this week.)

    I'll fax you a whiskey, now off to bed.

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    drinking and then talking to the ex is going to be confusing (and is against the rules we set here in foo this week.)

    I'll fax you a whiskey, now off to bed.
    No, I talked than drank. I've learned my lesson about drunk dialing. Oh yeah, that's a whole other thread.

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    you have failed

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    spectacularly and miserably, all at the same time

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    I'm not talking to you anymore

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    After this weekend, no more talking to her.

    Man, I'm like an addict..."Ok, just this one last drink and then I'm done, but wait, I just had something crappy happen, so I deserve this one, but this will be the last one."

    Crap
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    I'm taking wagers that you'll talk to her again.
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    This story of your ex-girlfriend is why I am a firm believer in catch & release.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I'm taking wagers that you'll talk to her again.
    No need to wager. I'm talking to her right now

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    you know... last time I had it out with a girl I just got her to hit me a lot. Then I called the police. We were both at work... three cruisers showed up -- and it was awesome.



    **except that I now feel the need to almost constantly look over my shoulder - at least until I move to a different city.. (but still it was totally worth it).

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