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    Blasted Weeds Tude's Avatar
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    The What Not To Do Thread ...

    Do not leave an overripe banananana in your backpack all day and then unzip it 45 min. before you leave, expect a swarm of fruitflys to explode out of the pocket. You should see where I sit - I think there's about 30 of the buggers on my screen this moment.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Do not leave a largemouth bass in a cooler in the trunk of a car in Texas in summer for a week.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Don't go to a gas station and ask the clerk to appraise your *******.
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    takin' it to the streets malpag3's Avatar
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    Do not leave your very gross smelly cycling shorts even close to the bed, let alone your g/f's pillow. She will think it was intentional and then place it in your pillowcase...
    "Any Movement That Forgets About Class Is a Bowel Movement" ~ 1-speed bike (AKA Bottleskup Flenkenkenmike AKA Aidan Girt)

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Is ******* some sort of euphemism?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Blasted Weeds Tude's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by malpag3 View Post
    Do not leave your very gross smelly cycling shorts even close to the bed, let alone your g/f's pillow. She will think it was intentional and then place it in your pillowcase...
    hehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Is ******* some sort of euphemism?
    no, real ***. Gas station attendants clearly don't know that value of a *** and will typically offer what ever they have in the draw at the time.
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    Do not leave wine in your car in the middle of winter in Alaska. It will explode and is damn difficult to clean off the floor, the windows, the seats, and the ceiling.
    Flying a jet is no different than riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

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    takin' it to the streets malpag3's Avatar
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    ^^Oh god that is such a good point! My mom used to leave her white chardonnay bottles in the freezer by accident. I recall eating many a wine soaked ice cream sandwiches. Ah...youth...
    "Any Movement That Forgets About Class Is a Bowel Movement" ~ 1-speed bike (AKA Bottleskup Flenkenkenmike AKA Aidan Girt)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Will G View Post
    Do not leave wine in your car in the middle of winter in Alaska. It will explode and is damn difficult to clean off the floor, the windows, the seats, and the ceiling.
    if you have any wine, drink it!
    I had to pour away a couple of half finished bottles a while ago as the only thing it was good for was 30 pounds of salad.
    ....and we call ourselves university students

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    you know

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    Do not leave beer in your friend's freezer overnight to "cool it off for a minute"
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Do not participate in the CruiseAthong with feet as white as Casper wearing thong sandals and no sunscreen...believe me. Ouch.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Don't ever try to wear a dress made of saran wrap.

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    do not pull someone's finger when they ask you to.

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    Don't drink old milk. Your stomach will not like you.
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    Giolander: There can be only one.
    Giodome: Several impostors enter, only the real one leaves?

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    Do not eat 1 minute before you set off on a ride. At least take a tums if you do so. burp..

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    Quote Originally Posted by skinnyone View Post
    Do not eat 1 minute before you set off on a ride. At least take a tums if you do so. burp..
    Don't drain a Naglene bottle full of water right before a ride, either. That was unpleasant...

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    Do not ever buy this pattern:


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    Don't be a meanie stinky doody head
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    don't take a job where an engineer will be your boss

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    When you are running then suddenly fall, don't use your face to stop.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Do not try to pole vault while pregnant.
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    Do not throw chain lube in your backpack and expect it to stay in the bottle...

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    Do not leave an open can of soft drink on the picnic table during high summer.

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