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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Yes! Back to being a Jerk!!

    Wow. I emailed the ex. I worked on her motorcycle on Monday, but she needs to ride it to make sure it's fixed. I need about 15 minutes to finish up her bike and I'm leaving for a week in a couple days, so, since she wants to sell the bike quickly, I just sent her an email...

    "I'm heading back to ****** in a couple days so if you want the bike finished, you need to let me know what's happening."

    She just called me up crying. "Are you heading back permanently?" I told her no, just getting my stuff but she needs to let me know what's happening with the bike. The entire conversation she was talking quietly in between little crying gasps.

    Part of me wants to reassure her and be the nice, sensitive man I was to her, but most of me want's to be a complete dick to her. So that's what I did. All business, no sensitivity. If she's still holding onto feelings, she needs to deal with it and keep me the hell out of it.

    I'm slightly happier now.

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    That's what I'm talking about.
    Ride more.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Good for you. I'm proud of you !!Let's see how long THIS lasts. I would have said that you were not sure if it's permanent, you are gonna check things out....

    I'm bad like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    If, the next time you see her, she starts crying, be sure to kick her in the shins, tweak her nose, poke her in the eye, and pull her hair, all while laughing in her face.

    Then fart and leave the room forever.
    You may want to clog her toilet too.

    An Upper Deck may be a nice going away present as well.
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    Whats happening?
    Everything I know, everything I have, I owe to my family. I play with music in my head. As long as there's a ball I'm happy.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    You may want to clog her toilet too.

    An Upper Deck may be a nice going away present as well.

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    I'm not sure what disturbs me more. The fact that Upper Deck means what it does, or that Stacey knows what it means....

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    I'll bet I know what would disturb her more...
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    Who farted? Ka_Jun's Avatar
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    Man...you still talking about this? *ugh*

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post

    "I'm heading back to ****** in a couple days so if you want the bike finished, you need to let me know what's happening."

    She just called me up crying. "Are you heading back permanently?" I told her no, just getting my stuff but she needs to let me know what's happening with the bike. The entire conversation she was talking quietly in between little crying gasps.
    You should have just said yes. She would move on, you would move on...

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    dude - move on to another gal that appreciates you and shut up about this already. Sheesh.

    (that's how you be a jerk...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I'm not sure what disturbs me more. The fact that Upper Deck means what it does, or that Stacey knows what it means....
    Baaaa-aaaaad upper deck!

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    So- you are fixing her bike. What is she doing for you in return?

    The first rule of flats is You don't talk about flats!

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    I get this frame.


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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Does that say 'Catamite'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Wow. I emailed the ex. I worked on her motorcycle on Monday, but she needs to ride it to make sure it's fixed. I need about 15 minutes to finish up her bike and I'm leaving for a week in a couple days, so, since she wants to sell the bike quickly, I just sent her an email...

    "I'm heading back to ****** in a couple days so if you want the bike finished, you need to let me know what's happening."

    She just called me up crying. "Are you heading back permanently?" I told her no, just getting my stuff but she needs to let me know what's happening with the bike. The entire conversation she was talking quietly in between little crying gasps.

    Part of me wants to reassure her and be the nice, sensitive man I was to her, but most of me want's to be a complete dick to her. So that's what I did. All business, no sensitivity. If she's still holding onto feelings, she needs to deal with it and keep me the hell out of it.

    I'm slightly happier now.
    You jerk!


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    Who farted? Ka_Jun's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
    Does that say 'Catamite'?
    Heh...

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    Good job! Now just stick to your guns.

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    If you are Jerk again, try to stay away from oil cans, or really cans of any sort. He hates cans.
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    new avatar maybe?


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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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