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Old 07-23-08, 05:25 PM   #1
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Unsafe Alpine

What's so UNSAFE about them? Or "it"?

I am curious.
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Old 07-23-08, 05:31 PM   #2
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He did explain it once. Something about unsafe sex and how it's unsafe climbing with him or something.

I rather like his username because it's so completely unexpected and nonsensical, that it's inspired.

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He did explain it once. Something about unsafe sex and how it's unsafe climbing with him or something.

I rather like his username because it's so completely unexpected and nonsensical, that it's inspired.

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Soo.....


what's wrong with relations here? Hmmmm?

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Hi! My name comes from a trip a friend and I were on. We were climbing in some alpine area around 10,000 ft. He and I were discussing baby making and how we prefer the practice to the actual making. We were giddy and light headed and started comparing the consequences of unsafe sex to climbing unsafely. We decided unsafe alpine climbing was much better than unsafe sex.
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Hi! My name comes from a trip a friend and I were on. We were climbing in some alpine area around 10,000 ft. He and I were discussing baby making and how we prefer the practice to the actual making. We were giddy and light headed and started comparing the consequences of unsafe sex to climbing unsafely. We decided unsafe alpine climbing was much better than unsafe sex.
FAIL!

Relations <cough> can be ... um ... completed even in the most minimal spots.

Please refer to your driver's manual on back seat relations.
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You had unprotected sex with a mountain goat? WTF
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You had unprotected sex with a mountain goat? WTF
Are you saying there is a safe way?
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I might have to post my answer to that in the secret thread tude started
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Right before the ......unpleasantness......

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Hi! My name comes from a trip a friend and I were on. We were climbing in some alpine area around 10,000 ft. He and I were discussing baby making and how we prefer the practice to the actual making. We were giddy and light headed and started comparing the consequences of unsafe sex to climbing unsafely. We decided unsafe alpine climbing was much better than unsafe sex.
I need to come up with a better name. I chose mine because i was playing johnny quest 10 years ago when i made my first email account.
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It's unsafe to be his girlfriend at altitude because he apparently never lets go, stalking them forever.
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