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    Unsafe Alpine

    What's so UNSAFE about them? Or "it"?

    I am curious.

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    He did explain it once. Something about unsafe sex and how it's unsafe climbing with him or something.

    I rather like his username because it's so completely unexpected and nonsensical, that it's inspired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carbonlife View Post
    He did explain it once. Something about unsafe sex and how it's unsafe climbing with him or something.

    I rather like his username because it's so completely unexpected and nonsensical, that it's inspired.

    .
    Soo.....


    what's wrong with relations here? Hmmmm?


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    Hi! My name comes from a trip a friend and I were on. We were climbing in some alpine area around 10,000 ft. He and I were discussing baby making and how we prefer the practice to the actual making. We were giddy and light headed and started comparing the consequences of unsafe sex to climbing unsafely. We decided unsafe alpine climbing was much better than unsafe sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Hi! My name comes from a trip a friend and I were on. We were climbing in some alpine area around 10,000 ft. He and I were discussing baby making and how we prefer the practice to the actual making. We were giddy and light headed and started comparing the consequences of unsafe sex to climbing unsafely. We decided unsafe alpine climbing was much better than unsafe sex.
    FAIL!

    Relations <cough> can be ... um ... completed even in the most minimal spots.

    Please refer to your driver's manual on back seat relations.

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    You had unprotected sex with a mountain goat? WTF
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    You had unprotected sex with a mountain goat? WTF
    Are you saying there is a safe way?

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    I might have to post my answer to that in the secret thread tude started
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Right before the ......unpleasantness......


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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Hi! My name comes from a trip a friend and I were on. We were climbing in some alpine area around 10,000 ft. He and I were discussing baby making and how we prefer the practice to the actual making. We were giddy and light headed and started comparing the consequences of unsafe sex to climbing unsafely. We decided unsafe alpine climbing was much better than unsafe sex.
    I need to come up with a better name. I chose mine because i was playing johnny quest 10 years ago when i made my first email account.

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    Temo.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by making View Post
    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    It's unsafe to be his girlfriend at altitude because he apparently never lets go, stalking them forever.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    ooo ouch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by making View Post
    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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