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Old 07-23-08, 05:44 PM   #1
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Secrets - I am a sponge and shall not let them go anywhere - lay them on me!!!!

OK, one of mine.

In my spare briefcase (and locked) is a picture of someone who is or was locally known - and he's nude.



Oh and btw - he's got something of me too, so there!!





SO ... Wachhya got!?!?!
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Old 07-23-08, 05:49 PM   #2
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Old 07-23-08, 06:04 PM   #3
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Ummm....if we told you here...it wouldn't be a secret, now would it.
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Old 07-23-08, 06:13 PM   #4
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You guys suck!

Come on - I know there's a secret or two or three that needs to be shed off!

COme on - really - I won't tell anyone!!


It's soooOOoooo safe with me!

Tell me!
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Old 07-23-08, 06:35 PM   #6
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I have so many secrets that are inappropriate for a public thread....private however...
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Old 07-23-08, 06:42 PM   #7
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Oh and btw - he's got something of me too, so there!!





SO ... Wachhya got!?!?!
Okay, I'll share a secret. He made copies of the photos of you, and they're now sent to anyone who upgrades to a red star. Blue stars are awarded to people who purchase multiple copies. Apparently those triple-blue-star types are your biggest fans!








Okay, banning to commence in 3, 2, 1... *poof*
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I've really got the hots for this girl at work. She has made it clear that she isn't interested but the way she looks and me across the cubicles or in the hallway drives me crazy. I have to go another way or just leave the office and go to the field early or I'll just stand there like a cow looking at a new gate.
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Old 07-23-08, 07:27 PM   #11
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Old 07-23-08, 07:31 PM   #12
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Old 07-23-08, 08:45 PM   #14
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Maradol Papayas are stored/ripened in used dirty socks before shipment. Hence the sweaty sour funkified taste. Blechhh!
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Old 07-23-08, 08:51 PM   #15
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Old 07-23-08, 08:55 PM   #16
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Remember the massive blackout during the summer of 2002 in the northeast? Yep. That was me...
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I have shared secrets... its how my wireless machines communicate over WPA2-PSK.
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Old 07-24-08, 12:52 AM   #18
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Old 07-24-08, 01:05 AM   #19
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I like smooth legs.

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Old 07-24-08, 07:10 AM   #22
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I'm a lesbian trapped in a woman's body... wait no, thats not right. I'm definitely an alpha-gay man trapped in a woman's body.
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Old 07-24-08, 09:21 AM   #25
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I've been lying this entire time. I'm actually a 14 year old girl.
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