Tonight, a girl I met online showed me her boobies and *** ******* ******. I have images.
I am sorry. Some things just make me happy and I feel the need to vent.
Dear Unsafe Alpine,
You have been posting recently with problems you have. Perhaps you should find a new, beautiful, NOT ONLINE like I met girl-of-your-dreams? It is not that hard. I'd bet you probably ten to thirty cents-ish that in the near future, you will come across a beautiful young lass that will be single.
I'd say you should be unsafe and go for it all. Let the electrons flow! You will never know what happens. This other girl could easily be on a dried branch and you wouldn't even know it. In the future, perhaps you should stop making fun of people here and you would see the difference.
OK, the last 2 sentences were completely weird. But really, you should go do some amazing stuff.
David. (aka Formula4)