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Old 07-23-08, 11:15 PM   #1
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Tonight, a girl I met online showed me her boobies and *** ******* ******. I have images.

I am sorry. Some things just make me happy and I feel the need to vent.



Dear Unsafe Alpine,

You have been posting recently with problems you have. Perhaps you should find a new, beautiful, NOT ONLINE like I met girl-of-your-dreams? It is not that hard. I'd bet you probably ten to thirty cents-ish that in the near future, you will come across a beautiful young lass that will be single.

I'd say you should be unsafe and go for it all. Let the electrons flow! You will never know what happens. This other girl could easily be on a dried branch and you wouldn't even know it. In the future, perhaps you should stop making fun of people here and you would see the difference.

OK, the last 2 sentences were completely weird. But really, you should go do some amazing stuff.

I do.

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Old 07-23-08, 11:32 PM   #2
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Thanks. I really mean it. It's been such a strange journey since February that it's difficult to explain what's going on. I'll get through this... if my back ever heals, I'll be mountaineering this winter. Maybe I'll meet someone, maybe I won't, it doesn't matter right now. This will end and something else will begin.

I'm glad you found someone who will show you her boobies. That's awesome. Maybe you can shoot her with your sweet squirt gun...

Keep up the weirdness.

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Old 07-24-08, 07:27 AM   #3
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Tonight, a girl I met online showed me her boobies and *** ******* ******. I have images.


How much did that set you back?
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Old 07-24-08, 08:22 AM   #4
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Pics or it didnt happen.
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jsharr is not a girl. Fail.
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you will come across a beautiful young lass that will be single.
does it matter if she's single or beautiful? I think just a lass would be a step in the right direction for rebounding.
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Hot is much more important than single...trust me on this.
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jsharr is not a girl. Fail.
I understand the "not a girl" business, but please explain how it is "Fail".
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I understand the "not a girl" business, but please explain how it is "Fail".
Exactly. Boy or girl, jsharr still has very nice boobies.
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Hot is much more important than single...trust me on this.
Gimme three steps...
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Single is more important than hot. Because everyone knows that beauty is only a light switch away.
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Single is more important than hot. Because everyone knows that beauty is only a light switch away.
Not true, I'm not always in a place where I can turn the lights off. Married just means they're on the black market....
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Your ego from hooking up with an ugly girl heals way faster than a bullet hole.
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