Super Highway-code Immunity Technology
Super Highway-code Immunity Technology (often referred to by the public as "da S.H.I.T") is the major selling point of the bicycle. It has captured a particularly large market with city dwellers who take advantage of the state-of-the-art special permission to ignore all traffic signals and road signs. Cyclists are allowed to go down one-way streets the wrong way, drink alcoholic beverages whilst cycling
, breeze through red lights, wonder if the sound coming out of your personal stereo is coming from Austria or Antartica, play dangerwank with a wallaby, **** the fearsome Argentinian woodlouse and ignore all other tiresome traffic regulations with impunity.