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Old 08-01-08, 07:57 PM   #1
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Bicycles - Uncyclopedia

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bicycle
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Old 08-01-08, 10:32 PM   #2
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Super Highway-code Immunity Technology

Super Highway-code Immunity Technology (often referred to by the public as "da S.H.I.T") is the major selling point of the bicycle. It has captured a particularly large market with city dwellers who take advantage of the state-of-the-art special permission to ignore all traffic signals and road signs. Cyclists are allowed to go down one-way streets the wrong way, drink alcoholic beverages whilst cycling, breeze through red lights, wonder if the sound coming out of your personal stereo is coming from Austria or Antartica, play dangerwank with a wallaby, **** the fearsome Argentinian woodlouse and ignore all other tiresome traffic regulations with impunity.
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You should see the one for SUpernatural
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