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    Senior Member Eagle Kammback's Avatar
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    Bicycles - Uncyclopedia

    Last edited by Eagle Kammback; 08-01-08 at 08:20 PM.
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    Super Highway-code Immunity Technology

    Super Highway-code Immunity Technology (often referred to by the public as "da S.H.I.T") is the major selling point of the bicycle. It has captured a particularly large market with city dwellers who take advantage of the state-of-the-art special permission to ignore all traffic signals and road signs. Cyclists are allowed to go down one-way streets the wrong way, drink alcoholic beverages whilst cycling, breeze through red lights, wonder if the sound coming out of your personal stereo is coming from Austria or Antartica, play dangerwank with a wallaby, **** the fearsome Argentinian woodlouse and ignore all other tiresome traffic regulations with impunity.
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    Senior Member Eagle Kammback's Avatar
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    You should see the one for SUpernatural
    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Supernatural
    1978 Schwinn Sting-Ray
    Huffy Eldorado
    R/W/B Free Spirit
    1983 AMC Eagle Wagon, hopefully daily driver soon
    1981 AMC Eagle Kammback 300,000 miles, my project
    1995 Ford F150 XLT 302 Auto

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