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Old 08-02-08, 08:14 AM   #1
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On the witness stand.....

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner

:Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren''t sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man''s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it''s possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere
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Old 08-02-08, 09:15 AM   #2
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Lawyer jokes, nice one!

Hey it sure was cold in NY city last winter.
How cold was it?
It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.
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Old 08-02-08, 08:01 PM   #3
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What's the definition of an accident?
A busload of lawyers going over a cliff.

What's the definition of a tragedy?
The bus had an empty seat.
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Old 08-02-08, 08:12 PM   #4
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10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

Old one.
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Old 08-02-08, 08:21 PM   #5
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What's the difference between a dead deer in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?


The deer has skidmarks in front of it.
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Old 08-02-08, 08:23 PM   #6
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Why do lawyers wear ties?

So the foreskin does not hit them in the face.
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