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    Will switching to man thongs make me look skinnier? [SERIOUS]

    I wear boxers and people call me a fat ass! Would skinnier underwear make me look skinnier?

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    No. If anything, it'll only accentuate your pudginess.
    you'll do better with whitey tighty briefs.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Man Thong
    Click on it. I dare ya. [serious]

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    Man Thong
    Click on it. I dare ya. [serious]
    Dude! Get outta my stairwell!!!

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    Who sees your underwear?

    In my case boxer briefs are the best of both worlds.

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    Yeah, if they had boxer thongs, that's what I'd buy!

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    how about split crotch boxer thongs?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Wear a miniskirt. That'd be hot. [serious]

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    Just buy a bulk of skinny mirrors and install them everywhere.

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    Hmmm... more time on your bike and less posing inane questions might solve the fat ass problem, too. But that's just one opinion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiahh View Post
    Hmmm... more time on your bike and less posing inane questions might solve the fat ass problem, too. But that's just one opinion.
    Please, serious replies only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doolally View Post
    I wear boxers and people call me a fat ass! Would skinnier underwear make me look skinnier?

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    Worked for this guy.

    http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowln...t_thong_vf.jpg
    Has anyone else noticed that 47 is a magic number?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doolally View Post
    I wear boxers and people call me a fat ass! Would skinnier underwear make me look skinnier?

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    Loose weight, that'll make you look skinnier
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    how about split crotch boxer thongs?
    Well, we all know where he can find a pair of buttless chaps, eh ?


    [SERIOUS]what about form-shaping cycling shorts (ie., lycra without the chamois)?[/SERIOUS]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doolally View Post
    I wear boxers and people call me a fat ass! Would skinnier underwear make me look skinnier?

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    By your reasoning, no underwear would make you invisible. I'm going to the mall right now to test this.

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    Compression shorts. May make you look like a sausage above & below, but you won't be called '******'.

    Had some comps once -- first comment the wife had was, "I like what it does for your package." Too bad we're divorced now....

    I was gonna say, 'jockstrap', but then you have the dress-pants-wedgie thing to worry about...uncool.

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    Man thongs will make you look skinnier cause you'll be WAAAAAYYYY over there.

    And I'm serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crash66 View Post
    Wow, you're a really hot chick!

    Which one is you?
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    you should get a man thong with the elephant trunk to distract from the fat ass.
    or if your trying to impress go with the dick in the box and just get a really big box to hide behind.

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    +1 regarding compression shorts, which is like the opposite of a thong. Women used to wear girdles for the same reason. Of course, a roll may appear just above the shorts.

    And, of course, spend less time sitting at the computer, and more time riding. In this summer heat, I was ignoring my riding, and sitting indoors at the computer too much. I made myself ride for an hour this morning, starting at about 4:00 a.m. I want to get back in shape before I reach the stage of needing compression shorts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doolally View Post
    Please, serious replies only.
    What wasn't serious about that?
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    well... are you wearing those massive boxers, or skin tight boxers?

    you can get boxers that have a slim profile and are of a cotton/spandex mix. they're "skin tight" in certain areas and loose in the areas where, well, you want them to be loose . maybe that'll help?
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