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Old 08-02-08, 11:15 AM   #1
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Will switching to man thongs make me look skinnier? [SERIOUS]

I wear boxers and people call me a fat ass! Would skinnier underwear make me look skinnier?

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Old 08-02-08, 11:17 AM   #2
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No. If anything, it'll only accentuate your pudginess.
you'll do better with whitey tighty briefs.
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Old 08-02-08, 11:18 AM   #3
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Man Thong
Click on it. I dare ya. [serious]
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Old 08-02-08, 11:19 AM   #4
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Dude! Get outta my stairwell!!!
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Old 08-02-08, 11:21 AM   #5
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Who sees your underwear?

In my case boxer briefs are the best of both worlds.
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Old 08-02-08, 11:22 AM   #6
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Yeah, if they had boxer thongs, that's what I'd buy!
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how about split crotch boxer thongs?
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Wear a miniskirt. That'd be hot. [serious]
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Just buy a bulk of skinny mirrors and install them everywhere.

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Hmmm... more time on your bike and less posing inane questions might solve the fat ass problem, too. But that's just one opinion.
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Hmmm... more time on your bike and less posing inane questions might solve the fat ass problem, too. But that's just one opinion.
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Add a chain wallet to the mix.
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I wear boxers and people call me a fat ass! Would skinnier underwear make me look skinnier?

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Worked for this guy.

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I wear boxers and people call me a fat ass! Would skinnier underwear make me look skinnier?

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Loose weight, that'll make you look skinnier
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how about split crotch boxer thongs?
Well, we all know where he can find a pair of buttless chaps, eh ?


[SERIOUS]what about form-shaping cycling shorts (ie., lycra without the chamois)?[/SERIOUS]
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Old 08-02-08, 06:31 PM   #16
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I wear boxers and people call me a fat ass! Would skinnier underwear make me look skinnier?

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By your reasoning, no underwear would make you invisible. I'm going to the mall right now to test this.
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Old 08-02-08, 07:00 PM   #17
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Compression shorts. May make you look like a sausage above & below, but you won't be called '******'.

Had some comps once -- first comment the wife had was, "I like what it does for your package." Too bad we're divorced now....

I was gonna say, 'jockstrap', but then you have the dress-pants-wedgie thing to worry about...uncool.
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Old 08-02-08, 07:07 PM   #18
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Man thongs will make you look skinnier cause you'll be WAAAAAYYYY over there.

And I'm serious.
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Old 08-03-08, 03:59 AM   #20
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you should get a man thong with the elephant trunk to distract from the fat ass.
or if your trying to impress go with the dick in the box and just get a really big box to hide behind.
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Old 08-03-08, 06:29 AM   #21
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+1 regarding compression shorts, which is like the opposite of a thong. Women used to wear girdles for the same reason. Of course, a roll may appear just above the shorts.

And, of course, spend less time sitting at the computer, and more time riding. In this summer heat, I was ignoring my riding, and sitting indoors at the computer too much. I made myself ride for an hour this morning, starting at about 4:00 a.m. I want to get back in shape before I reach the stage of needing compression shorts!
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What wasn't serious about that?
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Old 08-03-08, 10:00 AM   #23
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well... are you wearing those massive boxers, or skin tight boxers?

you can get boxers that have a slim profile and are of a cotton/spandex mix. they're "skin tight" in certain areas and loose in the areas where, well, you want them to be loose . maybe that'll help?
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