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Old 08-02-08, 11:21 AM   #1
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Do I stand a chance with Artifice? [DELIRIOUS]

What's my best strategy in getting her mini-massive thighs clenched around the stoker seat of my tandem?

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Old 08-02-08, 11:29 AM   #2
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I have a feeling that this might be a euphemism for something far less wholesome!
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Yes, but who will pilot?
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Old 08-02-08, 12:10 PM   #7
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What's my best strategy in getting her mini-massive thighs clenched around the stoker seat of my tandem?
Hmmm, is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Isn't Artifice a dude???



Oh wait, I'm thinking of UnsafeAlpine. I always get those two confused.
Either way, beer is your friend.
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Old 08-02-08, 01:18 PM   #10
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Isn't Artifice a dude???

Oh wait, I'm thinking of UnsafeAlpine. I always get those two confused.
Either way, beer is your friend.
It was established by c0urt that:

1. Artifice is a girl.
2. UnsafeAlpine and Artifice are the same person.

Thusly she is now known as UnsafeArtifice, and unfortunately AllenG provided the picture proving it.

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Old 08-02-08, 01:51 PM   #11
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Ketamine and duct tape.
ooh! my favorite cocktail.

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ticket for a cruise in the Bahamas may get you there.
now we're onto something, folks.

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Yes, but who will pilot?
I'm kind of a crazy driver, but if you're ok with that, I'm ok with it. I also tend to believe that speed limits do not apply.
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A couple of bottles of whiskey should be all it takes to get her to stoke - heck, for that she'd probably do *ALL* the pedalling.
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Old 08-02-08, 04:07 PM   #16
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what if it is tagged [SERIOUS]?
If the thread had been tagged [SERIOUS] then clearly he would have just been asking how to tell Artifice that he wants to take her on a tandem bike ride.

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Old 08-02-08, 04:34 PM   #17
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ooh! my favorite cocktail.

now we're onto something, folks.

I'm kind of a crazy driver, but if you're ok with that, I'm ok with it. I also tend to believe that speed limits do not apply.
Heh... you have a favored humping speed...

And you said "cocktail".. heh heh heh heh...
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Ketamine and duct tape.
That's in pretty poor taste... Date **** victims might find this not so funny.
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now we're onto something, folks.

I'm kind of a crazy driver, but if you're ok with that, I'm ok with it. I also tend to believe that speed limits do not apply.

Yes, but can you steer when you're both on the back seat (I'm just imagining that this is what UA was imagining...)
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That's in pretty poor taste... Date **** victims might find this not so funny.
It wasn't a suggestion, just a comically abysmal asessment of Doolally's ability to woo artifice....teasing if you please.

I mean no offense to victims of any sort...unless it's Doolally getting pwned by artifice for starting a thread like this. Mmmmkay?

Besides...I think she got the joke.
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