So my lawn is half an inch higher than the neighbors? WHO CARES? Only a bunch of old retirees who don't work and have nothing else to do except walking their dogs arounds, looking at peoples front yards. You gonna hire somebody and send me the bill? Well, maybe if you teach your dog to crap your own lawn, mine would not grow so f'king much.
I can't cut the grass TWICE a week. I won't! It's ridiculous. If it were up to me, I would pour 3 inches of concrete all over the front yard and paint it green. Grass is over-rated.
And what's that crap about asking for permition to paint the house? making sure I'm using approved coulours? So much for the land of the free, home of the brave