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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Foo is kinda boring today

    Where is everyone? Working? Vacation? Milking cows?

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    I blame the "Threadkiller" thread.
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    I'm at work. I was sitting on the porcelain throne for about 30 minutes playing my Nintendo DS earlier so i couldn't post then. Right now i'm eating a poppy seed bay gull with garlic & herb whipped cream cheese which reduces my posting ability by about 28%.

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Just finished milking my cow. Gotta get ready to feed the chickens now.

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    Yes, we are all at a dude ranch. Well, all but one of us are anyway.

    The posts before mine, ignore them. I can see all of those members from my perch here on teh milking stool. They just did not want to make you feel bad by telling you where we all where.

    Me on the other hand, I wanted to make you feel bad.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Body By Nintendo Psydotek's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Yes, we are all at a nude ranch. Well, all but one of us are anyway.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    see, Psydotek is caught out and is starting to twitch again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Yes, we are all at a dude ranch. Well, all but one of us are anyway.

    The posts before mine, ignore them. I can see all of those members from my perch here on teh milking stool. They just did not want to make you feel bad by telling you where we all where.

    Me on the other hand, I wanted to make you feel bad.
    I can always count on you to make me feel bad...

    So, was there a memo I missed about this nude ranch?

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    Hey how did you guys get access to my nude ranch? There was supposed to be a secret password to get in.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    I thought it said DUDE ranch. I wondered why the cows were shaved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    You wondered why the cows were shaved by had no reservations about being asked to check your clothes at the door and bunch of naked people walking around? Your Foo horndog status is coming close to being revoked.

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    Speaking of horndogs, where's MV?

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Gah... some ppl are expected to WORK today
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Not sure what this work thing is all about.

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    I'm working on finishing my cup of coffee.

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    I wasn't working for a change! Got four and a half hour off on full salary where I chilled at home and napped and stuff. ahhh, lovely. But now I'm back at work and posting.

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    Is Iceland a place I should definitely visit, or maybe visit?

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    Was at the daughters high school getting schedule, locker, PTSA, and year book stuff taken care of. Then at work doing 8 hours of work in roughly 2 hours. I rock!

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Translation: You actually did the normal amount of work you do.....sans BF surfing.
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    Was at the daughters high school getting schedule, locker, PTSA, and year book stuff taken care of. Then at work doing 8 hours of work in roughly 2 hours. I rock!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Was at the daughters high school getting schedule, locker, PTSA, and year book stuff taken care of. Then at work doing 8 hours of work in roughly 2 hours. I rock!
    You are still in high school? How does your daughter feel about you horndoggin on her BFF's?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    You are still in high school? How does your daughter feel about you horndoggin on her BFF's?
    She just screams and runs down the hallway crying bloody murder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    Translation: You actually did the normal amount of work you do.....sans BF surfing.
    Actually, I did more than normal. Today is my busiest day of the month. I am responsible for creating about 36 reconciliation files for the accountants to use, and it has to be kicked off today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    She just screams and runs down the hallway crying bloody murder.
    have you tried a gag?
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Yes, we are all at a Tude's ranch. Well, all but one of us are anyway.


    Yes I am!

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    Tude lives at a nudist ranch? Dangit, how come I'm not included in this

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