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Old 08-06-08, 10:19 AM   #1
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Foo is kinda boring today

Where is everyone? Working? Vacation? Milking cows?
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Old 08-06-08, 10:21 AM   #2
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Old 08-06-08, 10:21 AM   #3
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Old 08-06-08, 10:21 AM   #4
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Just finished milking my cow. Gotta get ready to feed the chickens now.
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Old 08-06-08, 10:21 AM   #5
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Yes, we are all at a dude ranch. Well, all but one of us are anyway.

The posts before mine, ignore them. I can see all of those members from my perch here on teh milking stool. They just did not want to make you feel bad by telling you where we all where.

Me on the other hand, I wanted to make you feel bad.
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Old 08-06-08, 10:22 AM   #6
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Yes, we are all at a nude ranch. Well, all but one of us are anyway.
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Old 08-06-08, 10:23 AM   #7
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see, Psydotek is caught out and is starting to twitch again.
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Old 08-06-08, 10:24 AM   #8
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Yes, we are all at a dude ranch. Well, all but one of us are anyway.

The posts before mine, ignore them. I can see all of those members from my perch here on teh milking stool. They just did not want to make you feel bad by telling you where we all where.

Me on the other hand, I wanted to make you feel bad.
I can always count on you to make me feel bad...

So, was there a memo I missed about this nude ranch?
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Hey how did you guys get access to my nude ranch? There was supposed to be a secret password to get in.
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Old 08-06-08, 10:26 AM   #10
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I thought it said DUDE ranch. I wondered why the cows were shaved.
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Old 08-06-08, 10:33 AM   #11
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You wondered why the cows were shaved by had no reservations about being asked to check your clothes at the door and bunch of naked people walking around? Your Foo horndog status is coming close to being revoked.
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Speaking of horndogs, where's MV?
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Old 08-06-08, 10:37 AM   #13
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Old 08-06-08, 10:38 AM   #14
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Not sure what this work thing is all about.
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Old 08-06-08, 10:42 AM   #16
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I wasn't working for a change! Got four and a half hour off on full salary where I chilled at home and napped and stuff. ahhh, lovely. But now I'm back at work and posting.
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Old 08-06-08, 10:43 AM   #17
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Is Iceland a place I should definitely visit, or maybe visit?
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Old 08-06-08, 10:50 AM   #18
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Was at the daughters high school getting schedule, locker, PTSA, and year book stuff taken care of. Then at work doing 8 hours of work in roughly 2 hours. I rock!
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Old 08-06-08, 10:52 AM   #19
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You are still in high school? How does your daughter feel about you horndoggin on her BFF's?
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She just screams and runs down the hallway crying bloody murder.
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Translation: You actually did the normal amount of work you do.....sans BF surfing.
Actually, I did more than normal. Today is my busiest day of the month. I am responsible for creating about 36 reconciliation files for the accountants to use, and it has to be kicked off today.
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Old 08-06-08, 11:19 AM   #24
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Tude lives at a nudist ranch? Dangit, how come I'm not included in this
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