...wave me through. I don't want to get hit by that other car.
...hold the elevator for stragglers. That's why they're so damn slow!
...move in front of my bike at the stoplight after I just passed you. I hope you can bunny hop a curb.
...pass my car on the highway and then slow down to my exact speed. I'm not resetting my freaking cruise control - it's right where I want it!
...flub the punch line. Way to ruin a good joke.