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Old 08-21-08, 10:31 AM   #1
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Does this make me a sexist pig?

Ok, this morning, around about 5:30, the squirrels started their usual bombing of the patio roof deck with acorns a little earlier, and I snuggled up to The Blonde, who was curled up on her side. And since she usually sleeps commando, well, I took the op to to um, squeeze her butt a bit...

TB: (stirring) "Um, no, you're not getting any this morning. I'm tired."

Me: "Oh, I'm not going for that. I just wanted to see if your butt passes inspection."

TB: "Hmmppf."

Me: "You have a perfect butt. I can grasp it easily with one hand. If I need 2 hands, well, that would be gross. Just think of this as a bridge inspection; I've inspected bridges before, and I'm just checking your structural integrity."

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Old 08-21-08, 10:42 AM   #2
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we can validate this situation with pics of said 'blonde'
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we can validate this situation with pics of said 'blonde'
You people are way too easy.









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Sexist, no.

Not so smart, let's just say that we will all pray that The Blonde doesn't read BF.
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No, I consider squeezing the wife's hiney the same as patting my pockets to make sure my keys are there.

Even if you don't plan to drive, it's still nice to know it's an option later.
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No, I consider squeezing the wife's hiney the same as patting my pockets to make sure my keys are there.

Even if you don't plan to drive, it's still nice to know it's an option later.
Posiibly the most intelligent and well thought out thing you have ever graced us with. Thank you sir.
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How is that sexist? I wouldn't dare share what my wife and I do when even our parents are 5 feet away (but looking the other way), even in public.
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Sexist no. TMI possibly. Funny, but
more than I wanted to know, not that it
in any way bothers me. Bet you a
beer it is more than she wanted
us to know.
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I think its cute. I love snuggling up to a little... uhhh being inspected. I'm a pretty sound sleeper, and usually just roll over and cuddle up back to sleep. Sometimes I know its going on and pretend to sleep thru it for the reason she mentioned "Um, no, you're not getting any this morning. I'm tired."... its easier to prentend to sleep than knock someone's hopes down.
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Since this was with the wife no, if it were smoe stranger then it's borderline. I recommend you consult smoeone from NOW.
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Sexist, no.

Not so smart, let's just say that we will all pray that The Blonde doesn't read BF.
Ah, she's got a sense of humour, actually.
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That's funny, that was the exact opposite of the response i got today. I guess i win at women.
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Grabbing your SO's ass isn't what I would call sexist, but perhaps the notion that the perfect ass can fit into one hand is?

<--two hand ass girl.
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maybe the dud has big hands
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Well, I hadn't thought of that. Hmmmmm....big hands....
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Grabbing your SO's ass isn't what I would call sexist, but perhaps the notion that the perfect ass can fit into one hand is?

<--two hand ass girl.
Well, actually one buttcheek fits in one hand, so yes, I need two hands to literally grab her ass.
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Well, actually one buttcheek fits in one hand, so yes, I need two hands to literally grab her ass.
So you are saying that what you did this morning was just a half assed attempt to get some?
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So you are saying that what you did this morning was just a half assed attempt to get some?
Well, based that I got 0 results for what I really had in mind - yes.
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I have no ass. So she's pretty lucky. And no, it's not sexist.
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I like butts...
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Since this was with the wife no, if it were smoe stranger then it's borderline. I recommend you consult smoeone from NOW.
Another sign I'm getting old. I didn't think we were allowed to do that with some stranger
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I guess, because the women seem to agree that this doesn't make you a sexist pig, that you're not a sexist pig. I dunno. You might be perceived by some to be just an ordinary pig for talking out of school.
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