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    Ninjas FAIL!

    http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?se...cal&id=6341933
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    New Jersey Ninjas busted for waging their own secret war on drugs.
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    BWAHAHAHA A black UnderArmour shirt does not a ninja make...

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    Yeah I saw that earlier. They failed at the biggest thing ninjas are famous for: stealth!

    "The knives were just for show, to make us look as ninja as possible."

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    Jersey Ninjas, they forgot their Oompa Loompa paint.
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    If they were dressed as pirates, that would've been way cooler.

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    If that cop tried to arrest me I'd tell him to come back when he can explain the difference between a crossbow and a compound bow.

    It's not fair to judge ninjas based on these guys. Obviously real ninjas would have been able to get through or over the bushes.
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    Under Armor just ain't gonna cut it. They should have worn this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamlucky13 View Post
    If that cop tried to arrest me I'd tell him to come back when he can explain the difference between a crossbow and a compound bow.

    It's not fair to judge ninjas based on these guys. Obviously real ninjas would have been able to get through or over the bushes.
    Exactly, these two are in reality, ninja decoys, deployed by the real ninjas, who the cops never even saw. Sorta like when a B-52 ejects chaff to decoy missiles.
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    A least they could have inked out the under armour logo....geeze.


    Besides, this proves that they are not real ninjas. They would have never been caught if they were real ninjas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    Besides, this proves that they are not real ninjas. They would have never been caught if they were real ninjas.
    It's funny that they wanted to look "as ninja as possible," since a real ninja is invisible (stealthy) in whatever way he needs to be. They're kinda missing the point. I guess they skipped Chapter 1 of the ninja manual.


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    Psh they aren't asian therefore they aren't ninjas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
    Psh they aren't asian therefore they aren't ninjas.
    There are 45 countries in Asia. Ninjas only come from one of them.

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    Let's get this right. The dressed up the same and carried an assortment of weapons to deliver letters..... Okay they're wannabe postal workers training for the "Gloom of night" part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
    Psh they aren't asian therefore they aren't ninjas.
    Stephen K. Hayes dude. http://www.skhquest.com/. One of the few Americans trained by Maasaki Hatsumi.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Ninja Clearly you are mistaken in your thinking that being Asian is a part of being Ninja.

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    It does indeed sound like they went postal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Exactly, these two are in reality, ninja decoys, deployed by the real ninjas, who the cops never even saw. Sorta like when a B-52 ejects chaff to decoy missiles.
    Yes, but now that you've revealed their secret, they have to kill you and everyone you've told...oh wait. Crap.
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