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Old 08-23-08, 01:46 AM   #1
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I met a girl tonight.

She's like 6 feet tall, super hot, vegematarian, funny, and, of course, dating someone... My timing is so off...
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Could you date someone who is a whole foot taller?
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Could you date someone who is a whole foot taller?
That could be fun but I'm 6 feet as well.
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it'll be such a good drama when you befriend her b/f
dun dun duh....!
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it'll be such a good drama when you befriend her b/f
dun dun duh....!
Screw that, if he's good looking, maybe I'll try and date him, too! Talk about drama...That's like Jerry Springer right there.
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She's like 6 feet tall, super hot, vegematarian, funny, and, of course, dating someone... My timing is so off...
Its called flirting. Not that I'm any good at it.

Its all good fun until someone loses an eye so don't be the one losing an eye or poking anyone's eye out.

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Challenge her man to a duel.
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Just think, one day you'll discover women. That's when the fun begins. Women are way cooler.
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The last 2 women I dated were mid 30's, and that worked out really well... I'm cool with dating girls again...
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She's like 6 feet tall, super hot, vegematarian, funny, and, of course, dating someone... My timing is so off...
Your timings not off, your targeting is.

You should follow single girls around out in public...not couples.
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She's like 6 feet tall, super hot, vegematarian, funny, and, of course, dating someone...
Why did you even feel the need to mention the last part? It's pretty much a given, as far as I can tell.
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Your timings not off, your targeting is.

You should follow single girls around out in public...not couples.
heh... well that depends on what you're looking for.
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heh... well that depends on what you're looking for.
I like the way you think
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Women > girls.

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again, just got over a couple relationships with women in their mid 30's. I'm ok with the girl thing. relationships with girls are short, sweet, and meaningless.
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again, just got over a couple relationships with women in their mid 30's. I'm ok with the girl thing. relationships with girls are short, sweet, and meaningless.
I seriously LOL'd. So, is tall vegetarian and hot a woman or girl?

And then I thought... hm, why cant I find the guys who want short sweet & meaningless. stupid puppy love-types.
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tall, hot, veggie is a girl. After ...her... I don't want anything meaningful...
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again, just got over a couple relationships with women in their mid 30's. I'm ok with the girl thing. relationships with girls are short, sweet, and meaningless.
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And then I thought... hm, why cant I find the guys who want short sweet & meaningless. stupid puppy love-types.
Hey here's some advice: go anywhere. So you want to find a studly guy? Fine, go to a bar near the local college where the athletes like to hang out. The idea that it's difficult for an attractive young woman to find a guy who wants "short sweet & meaningless" seems a little silly. And if you fear a guy might get clingy, just talk excitedly about a ring and the wedding after the first date.
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She's like 6 feet tall, super hot, vegematarian, funny, and, of course, dating someone... My timing is so off...
Does her name end in .JPG?
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I rented and watched the second greatest movie of all time, Karate Kid II, now listen to this and tell me you don't get all verklempt. -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmSJDOVGIL8
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I'm guessing you never saw that movie. That's a nice song. Leave it alone.
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