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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    So was it REALLY you?

    Tell us about something you got blamed for.

    .......and if you really did do it!
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    I never got blamed for nothin'.

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    Hoffa? Yea, that's right!

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    I think Siu should go first.

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    I got blamed for all kinds of stuff as a kid.
    Much less than I actually did ;-)

    Once I got blamed for a guy's report bouncing when he
    submitted it to an agency. The report
    was an archaeological survey report. He was the project manager
    and when the reviewing agency said it needed work
    he blamed it on his field crew. I had a very strong urge to
    push him off a building because we did everything according
    to his specs.

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    Farting in an elevator. It was a "silent-but-deadly" fart, so there was no sound to identify the culprit. We were on an express elevator from the ground floor to floor 25, so we were stuck for a while. I played it cool and I don't think anyone knew it was me. I kinda feel bad for everyone else. I farted, and it was really me.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I think Siu should go first.
    Hey. If anything happens, it's always "Siu did it". But it's never really me.

    I had someone shrink wrap this guy in his car who always took too long of a break. I found him asleep in his car and had it shrink wrapped around the doors and windows.

    Boy was he pissed. Took him FOREVER to get outta there.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Senior Member ravenmore's Avatar
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    I was walking through a pasture with my brother. There was a bull in the pasture. My brother threw a rock at the bull. The bull blamed me.
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    Mean people are like slinkys. They're really not worth much but still are rather entertaining to watch tumble down the stairs.

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    Let's just say it involved a grassy knoll near a book depository.

    Let's just say I have a deep-seated hatred of Lincolns, and am a poor shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    I was walking through a pasture with my brother. There was a bull in the pasture. My brother threw a rock at the bull. The bull blamed me.
    No kidding? Same thing happened to me.

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    ... I was accused of cheating.

    I would never.
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    Giolander: There can be only one.
    Giodome: Several impostors enter, only the real one leaves?

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    When I was in 3rd grade a stupid ***** named Carley went and told the lunch ladies I spat on her. Wasn't true, but I got recess detention anyway.
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander View Post
    When I was in 3rd grade a stupid ***** named Carley went and told the lunch ladies I spat on her. Wasn't true, but I got recess detention anyway.
    bet she had a crush on you.
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    Barbieri Telefonico huhenio's Avatar
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    I was accused of stealing 3,000 dollars from an employer

    They found out it was not me and they never apologized
    Giving Haircuts Over The Phone

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    Quote Originally Posted by ms.gio View Post
    ... I was accused of cheating.

    I would never.
    I did and never got caught.
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    Senior Member ravenmore's Avatar
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    I worked at a record store when I was a teenager. One night we came up $100 + short. I was like 'holy crap - wtf? I hate that **** cause it cast suspicion on all of us...'

    My manager looked at me and said 'even if you had a hundred bucks on you right now I wouldn't think you would've done it'....

    One of the best compliments I ever received.
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    Mean people are like slinkys. They're really not worth much but still are rather entertaining to watch tumble down the stairs.

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    Senior Member Michigander's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    bet she had a crush on you.
    That would be a major no. I was a fat nerd who was really disliked by all the girls.

    Revenge was mine later, when I got in seriously good shape, and ran into some of the girls I went to grade school with, and they checked me out big time, and I wouldn't have touched them with a 70 foot pole.
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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander View Post
    That would be a major no. I was a fat nerd who was really disliked by all the girls.

    Revenge was mine later, when I got in seriously good shape, and ran into some of the girls I went to grade school with, and they checked me out big time, and I wouldn't have touched them with a 70 foot pole.
    Dang, that sounds like me now.

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    Want that list in alphabetical or chronological order?
    " The love you withhold is the pain you carry, lifetime after lifetime."

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    Senior Member Michigander's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Dang, that sounds like me now.
    Eh, don't beat yourself up. Everyone has stuff they want to improve about themselves, but it takes time. Gotta have a little self esteem in the meanwhile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander View Post
    Eh, don't beat yourself up. Everyone has stuff they want to improve about themselves, but it takes time. Gotta have a little self esteem in the meanwhile.
    I'll bet poor UnsafeAllthetime meant...he's all buff now, and wreaking his revenge on the girlies.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Once I put on some really nice clothes and "streaked" a nudist resort.


    I did not realize I could run that slow.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JavaWolf View Post
    No kidding? Same thing happened to me.
    Must be a Tx thing...
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    Mean people are like slinkys. They're really not worth much but still are rather entertaining to watch tumble down the stairs.

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    Court order prevents me from discussing this subject

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    I was not the kid that was chastised who you thought took your lipstick - messed with it and then stuck it back in the holder in a spiral position!

    I was however the person the neighbors saw hitchhiking on route 31. <cough>

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