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Old 08-25-08, 09:27 AM   #1
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Man Cards for sale

Well, since its rather obvious from the thread started by Ravenmore that many a guy here in foo have handed in their cards, I am offering fake man cards for those times when you need to appear to be a real man.
Just post your information:
Name
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And manly hobbies.
For the small price of 100 pesos (about $10) you too can appear to be a man.
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Old 08-25-08, 09:28 AM   #2
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I know an 18 year old who look 14...he could probably use one for the time being

blond
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blue eyes
150 pounds (I know its close to being not a man anyways)
Address - wherever the pretty women are
downhill mountain biking, moto cross, women, drinking, passing out, peeing himself, peeing on others, sleeping on streets while drunk, growing herb

Where do I send the 10$?
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Old 08-25-08, 09:36 AM   #3
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certified funds can be wired to Account #1 tiajuana brass bank.
c/o man card transactions.
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Old 08-25-08, 09:39 AM   #4
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For an extra $10.00, I'd be willing to laminate the cards.
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Old 08-25-08, 09:40 AM   #5
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manly hobbies... sitting and watching TV, road cycling, cycling in snow, soccer, skiing, snowboarding, dismantling and building model kits and machines, bike wrenching...

I'd need all the man cards I can get, my legs, hair and hands get complimented that they look girly by the girls
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I want mine to say "McLovin".
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I'd need all the man cards I can get, my legs, hair and hands get complimented that they look girly by the girls
I'm sorry, but soccer negates all of the other man card qualifications.
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Old 08-25-08, 10:48 AM   #9
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I'm sorry, but soccer negates all of the other man card qualifications.
I knew it would be a dragqueen!
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Alpine (as in hardboot) snowboarding, competitive shooting (and I reload all my own ammo), road and MTB cycling, I also make pistol grips, smoking pipes, and occasionally build furniture. I drive a pickup and have manly dogs, a lab and a mastiff. My garage is full of both stationary and portable power tools, including a 7hp, 80gal air compressor, table saw, bandsaw, 3 lathes, drill press, and many other tools.

Hmmmm, maybe I never lost my Man Card!
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Old 08-25-08, 11:37 AM   #11
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Yeah, right. . . you're 23 years old and still playing kickball. At least you could offset it with some hunting, fishing, or trapping.
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Old 08-25-08, 11:41 AM   #12
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Old 08-25-08, 12:15 PM   #13
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I wouldnt put road cycling as a manly hobby. Especially if you shave your legs.

BTW - Soccer would rate higher on the man scale than road cycling. When was the last time hundreds of people were killed in a cycling riot?

Soccer to the rest of the world is as redneck as high school football in the deep south.
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Can I get one for ravenmore?
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Old 08-25-08, 12:22 PM   #15
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Can I get one for ravenmore?
I really think you should based on that other thread.

In the meantime, How you doing?
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Old 08-25-08, 12:27 PM   #16
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Do you want the one with the sagebush and roses on it?
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Old 08-25-08, 12:30 PM   #17
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No roses... he doesn't know how to give rose bushes love. Maybe a palm tree. With hearts in the corners, please.
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Great. Riding bikes, riding horses, riding... er, going out with the bf, finding jobs... Yourself?
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hey!
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Great. Riding bikes, riding horses, riding... er, going out with the bf, finding jobs... Yourself?
Soy bien, gracias.
(giving you some practice since you're in Texas now).
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Old 08-25-08, 12:59 PM   #22
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So how you doing too? (just not the same emphasis)
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yeah but she keeps wanting to use a saddle and stirrups.
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Its a silverado sage damnit.
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yeah but she keeps wanting to use a saddle and stirrups.
you say that like its a problem......you are gonna have to earn that man card now.
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