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    Man Cards for sale

    Well, since its rather obvious from the thread started by Ravenmore that many a guy here in foo have handed in their cards, I am offering fake man cards for those times when you need to appear to be a real man.
    Just post your information:
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    And manly hobbies.
    For the small price of 100 pesos (about $10) you too can appear to be a man.

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    I know an 18 year old who look 14...he could probably use one for the time being

    blond
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    150 pounds (I know its close to being not a man anyways)
    Address - wherever the pretty women are
    downhill mountain biking, moto cross, women, drinking, passing out, peeing himself, peeing on others, sleeping on streets while drunk, growing herb

    Where do I send the 10$?

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    certified funds can be wired to Account #1 tiajuana brass bank.
    c/o man card transactions.

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    For an extra $10.00, I'd be willing to laminate the cards.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    manly hobbies... sitting and watching TV, road cycling, cycling in snow, soccer, skiing, snowboarding, dismantling and building model kits and machines, bike wrenching...

    I'd need all the man cards I can get, my legs, hair and hands get complimented that they look girly by the girls
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    I want mine to say "McLovin".

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
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    manly hobbies... sitting and watching TV, road cycling, cycling in snow, soccer, skiing, snowboarding, dismantling and building model kits and machines, bike wrenching...

    I'd need all the man cards I can get, my legs, hair and hands get complimented that they look girly by the girls
    I'm sorry, but soccer negates all of the other man card qualifications.
    Wag more, bark less

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olebiker View Post
    I'm sorry, but soccer negates all of the other man card qualifications.
    I knew it would be a dragqueen!
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Alpine (as in hardboot) snowboarding, competitive shooting (and I reload all my own ammo), road and MTB cycling, I also make ****** grips, smoking pipes, and occasionally build furniture. I drive a pickup and have manly dogs, a lab and a mastiff. My garage is full of both stationary and portable power tools, including a 7hp, 80gal air compressor, table saw, bandsaw, 3 lathes, drill press, and many other tools.

    Hmmmm, maybe I never lost my Man Card!
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    Some sort of pithy irrelevant one-liner should go here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    I knew it would be a dragqueen!
    Yeah, right. . . you're 23 years old and still playing kickball. At least you could offset it with some hunting, fishing, or trapping.
    Wag more, bark less

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    I wouldnt put road cycling as a manly hobby. Especially if you shave your legs.

    BTW - Soccer would rate higher on the man scale than road cycling. When was the last time hundreds of people were killed in a cycling riot?

    Soccer to the rest of the world is as redneck as high school football in the deep south.
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    Can I get one for ravenmore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aprilm View Post
    Can I get one for ravenmore?
    I really think you should based on that other thread.

    In the meantime, How you doing?
    Last edited by ModoVincere; 08-25-08 at 12:28 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aprilm View Post
    Can I get one for ravenmore?
    Do you want the one with the sagebush and roses on it?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Do you want the one with the sagebush and roses on it?
    No roses... he doesn't know how to give rose bushes love. Maybe a palm tree. With hearts in the corners, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    In the meantime, How you doing?
    Great. Riding bikes, riding horses, riding... er, going out with the bf, finding jobs... Yourself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aprilm View Post
    Can I get one for ravenmore?
    hey!
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    Mean people are like slinkys. They're really not worth much but still are rather entertaining to watch tumble down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aprilm View Post
    Great. Riding bikes, riding horses, riding... er, going out with the bf, finding jobs... Yourself?
    Soy bien, gracias.
    (giving you some practice since you're in Texas now).

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    In the meantime, How you doing?
    HEY!


    Last edited by ravenmore; 08-25-08 at 01:03 PM.
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    Mean people are like slinkys. They're really not worth much but still are rather entertaining to watch tumble down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    HEY!
    So how you doing too? (just not the same emphasis)

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    Quote Originally Posted by aprilm View Post
    Great. Riding bikes, riding horses, riding... er, going out with the bf, finding jobs... Yourself?
    yeah but she keeps wanting to use a saddle and stirrups.
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    Mean people are like slinkys. They're really not worth much but still are rather entertaining to watch tumble down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Do you want the one with the sagebush and roses on it?
    Its a silverado sage damnit.
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    Mean people are like slinkys. They're really not worth much but still are rather entertaining to watch tumble down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    yeah but she keeps wanting to use a saddle and stirrups.
    you say that like its a problem......you are gonna have to earn that man card now.

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