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Old 08-25-08, 10:33 AM   #1
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And Special Mention for Worst Movie by the Otherwise Best Director: Eyes Wide Shut.
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The English Patient. (Gets extra points for being over-rated. Sometimes an English accent is enough to win an Oscar, apparently.)

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This recent one is near the bottom of my movie list...

I was bored and saw this on Starz and thought I would enjoy some action:

Redline

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780595/

It ended up being virtually no plot connecting chase/crash scenes. The worst part is the chase and crash scenes weren't any good either. I couldn't even finish watching it.
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So bad it made the first movie suck.
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I just went to IMDB and read the reviews for Redline, and find that most people agree with me. And the disturbing part... I realize now after reading one of the reviews that I watched the whole movie, and blanked it out of my mind.



It was truly BAD!!!

Really, you should go read through the reviews, it is that bad...

Here is one extract:

This movie has some of the most awesome cars I've ever seen in a movie, and definitely the hottest women, but I would have to say it is still one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Another extract:

Before watching this film I had very low expectations and went to just see the cars. Eventually I even regretted going for that reason.

The title of one:

Mind-numbingly awful would be an understatement.

These are pretty representative of the reviews from the first page.

Has anyone else seen this flick?
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Originally it was supposed to take place on the Wookie homeworld, but marketing decided teddy bears would sell better. Everything Lucas has done since sux.
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Are you kidding me???!!!! Fletch is one of the all time classics, right up there with Animal House. All down hill from there,, but Fletch is enough

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