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Old 08-25-08, 10:43 AM   #1
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I Have A DATE!!!

Well, a maybe, kinda, not really date for this weekend. Wow, she's way hotter than I deserve...
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Old 08-25-08, 10:44 AM   #2
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Well, a maybe, kinda, not really date for this weekend. Wow, she's way hotter than I deserve...
so you visited the retirement home?
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Old 08-25-08, 10:46 AM   #3
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I just love the way the old ladies pinch my cheeks...
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Old 08-25-08, 10:49 AM   #4
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I just love the way the old ladies pinch my cheeks...
Well, you relly shouldn't be dropping trou like that in front of total strangers, ya know.
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Your grandmother doesn't count as a date.
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So you got a new parole officer? Sounds like this one might even be female. Congrats.
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Old 08-25-08, 11:03 AM   #7
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Wait...what? UA's a boy toy?

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oooh! juicy details about the date?!
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God help us all, especially the woman
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You are making a big assumption there with your last statement. Gender and species have not been announced.
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Old 08-25-08, 11:16 AM   #11
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I new I could count on you guys for a moral boost...
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By date, do you mean appointment? How much did it set you back?
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I heard the date was going to the hospital for the dialysis treatment...you know how old folks get...
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Ahhh....screw you all, I'm taking my juicy details and going home...
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so what sort of plan have you set up for this date?
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We'll probably just meet somewhere for a beer. She's a friend that's finally broken up with the dick of a guy she was dating. Well, she actually broke up with him months ago, I just haven't been around...
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Old 08-25-08, 11:26 AM   #17
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We'll probably just meet somewhere for a beer. She's a friend that's finally broken up with the dick of a guy she was dating. Well, she actually broke up with him months ago, I just haven't been around...
Maybe go to a nice dinner and have a pleasant evening of chit chat over a good bottle of wine?
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UA is the rebound guy!!!!
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We'll probably just meet somewhere for a beer. She's a friend that's finally broken up with the dick of a guy she was dating. Well, she actually broke up with him months ago, I just haven't been around...
A rebound date. Oh yeah. The fruit is ripe and ready for harvest. Enjoy
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Maybe go to a nice dinner and have a pleasant evening of chit chat over a good bottle of wine?
I don't know if she's that kind of date...I'm pretty sure I don't want to do the romance with her...She has kids...
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Thus 'Rebound'...she just wants to shag you, end of story. Helps her get over the 'hump' as far as getting back into the scene etc. Don't worry, after she's had enough 'rebounding' she'll romance elsewhere ;P
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I don't know if she's that kind of date...I'm pretty sure I don't want to do the romance with her...She has kids...
Not necessarily romantic. A nice dinner is always appreciated. The wine is just to help the words flow and to give you something to linger over for an extra hour or so.
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Old 08-25-08, 11:37 AM   #23
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I new I could count on you guys for a moral boost...
I don't think your morals need any more boosting.

Your morale on the other hand could use a good kick in the spherical reproductive organs.
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You met my ex?
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