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    The view from the new office

    WARNING: If you are a woman who is easily offended because men appreciate the female body, you don't want to read this thread.

    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    lets just say I get plenty of visual stimulation from where I sit. The copy room and the breakroom are right by my cube and I get to watch all the lovely ladies walk by. Some of them are dressing very attractively since they turned the A/C off.

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    I work by myself most of the time. I do not want to see me in tight clothes, or naked, or even in a short skirt bent over the copier.
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    opulent bmw car ownerettes .... most of them so fit and elegant ... (they don't even know i exist, i work on the motorcycle side)
    Giving Haircuts Over The Phone

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    OK, now that we got the disclaimer out of the way...

    We recently moved to a new office building. Today, as I am sitting in my office overlooking the rear of the building 'grounds', I see that we have a landscaping at work below. Right below my window, impossible to ignore, is a cute gal, 30ish, brunette, tanned and in nice shape, wearing short shorts and a while tank top. No matter which way she is facing, when she bends over I get the kind of view that reminds me why I love the female gender of our species so much. Today is the first day that I found something I like about this new building.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Damn, you guys are fast...
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    jee, I hope someone doesn't superimpose chip's face on this new gal. :whistles:
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I work by myself most of the time. I do not want to see me in tight clothes, or naked, or even in a short skirt bent over the copier.
    +1
    (as in i work by myself, no comments on jsharr in a short skirt)

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    O-really.

    well my new office is right by the water fountains, which are by the gym and so I get to see all the fine young mens, in various stages of "dress" passing by to get some water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    O-really.

    well my new office is right by the water fountains, which are by the gym and so I get to see all the fine young mens, in various stages of "dress" passing by to get some water.
    In all these years, I have never seen gals working on any of the grounds crews of any place I have worked...usually it's the gals I work with ogling over the tanned young fellers...I think turnabout is fair play AND I LIKE IT!

    I think this young lady sets a fine example in the standards of dress that this company stands for...so I am drafting a memo concerning the new dress code right now!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    OK, now that we got the disclaimer out of the way...

    We recently moved to a new office building. Today, as I am sitting in my office overlooking the rear of the building 'grounds', I see that we have a landscaping at work below. Right below my window, impossible to ignore, is a cute gal, 30ish, brunette, tanned and in nice shape, wearing short shorts and a while tank top. No matter which way she is facing, when she bends over I get the kind of view that reminds me why I love the female gender of our species so much. Today is the first day that I found something I like about this new building.
    pictures, or it didn't happen.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    O-really.

    well my new office is right by the water fountains, which are by the gym and so I get to see all the fine young mens, in various stages of "dress" passing by to get some water.
    pfpfpfpfpt....in my mind, a few of these women are not dressed at all.

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    thats where my small office loses. Any scenery I get is at lunch or walking between the train and the office. Unless you count the Playboy mags in my bosses office.

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    There's also the delivery guy for UPS ... he gets ogled a lot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    O-really.

    well my new office is right by the water fountains, which are by the gym and so I get to see all the fine young mens, in various stages of "dress" passing by to get some water.
    i have office envy.

    pics or you're lying!

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    i have office envy.

    pics or you're lying!
    Even better when the one criminal justice professor takes the class out for a run that includes about 5 times of going up and down 6 floors worth of steps, and by our office. Ahhh, look at all the fine future policemen ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    pictures, or it didn't happen.
    Bad enough she's seen me looking a couple of times and smiled...imagine if she glanced up to see me snapping a pic...

    I don't mind being considered strange, but I draw the line at creepy...like jsharr.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    Bad enough she's seen me looking a couple of times and smiled...imagine if she glanced up to see me snapping a pic...

    I don't mind being considered strange, but I draw the line at creepy...like jsharr.
    I could think of something worse...

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    You want me to come and take pics for you Chip?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    You want me to come and take pics for you Chip?
    ^^^^
    Jsharr once again displays the characteristics of the second best kind of buddy a guy can have...we can't discuss the first best kind without getting banned - let's just say it involves getting two of something, then giving one to your buddy. .
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by timmyquest View Post
    I could think of something worse...
    Good point Timmy, I could be mistaken for you!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    Good point Timmy, I could be mistaken for you!
    A jobless bum? They usually don't get dates with hot young 30 somethings in short shorts.

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    female engineers =/= pleasing to the eye

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