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Old 08-26-08, 01:01 AM   #1
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It's ok Beckham, we understand [pic]

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David Beckham get caught by his wife looking somewhere he shouldn't.
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Old 08-26-08, 02:42 AM   #2
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Can't blame him. Look at those curvy thighs
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Any guy would look....
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Old 08-26-08, 06:45 AM   #4
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Every guy I know has suffered like this. It's nature.
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Y'all need to get over it, and realize that if you want to keep a woman happy you need to keep your little boy, and your wandering eyes, in check.

It isn't that hard to decide to not look elsewhere. My ex-wife was definitely no prize, but I still never looked elsewhere while I was with her.

It isn't that hard. You guys just aren't even trying.

It isn't like tomorrow, or next year all of the beautiful women will disappear... If you don;t look today, you can always look tomorrow. Plus it isn;t as if you looking is really going to get you anywhere other than a nice vision while choking your chicken.

What can it possibly hurt to ignore a few dozen of them to make the one you're with feel special?

Tell them ladies!
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Old 08-26-08, 07:01 AM   #6
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Y'all need to get over it, and realize that if you want to keep a woman happy you need to keep your little boy, and your wandering eyes, in check.

It isn't that hard to decide to not look elsewhere. My ex-wife was definitely no prize, but I still never looked elsewhere while I was with her.

It isn't that hard. You guys just aren't even trying.

It isn't like tomorrow, or next year all of the beautiful women will disappear... If you don;t look today, you can always look tomorrow. Plus it isn;t as if you looking is really going to get you anywhere other than a nice vision while choking your chicken.

What can it possibly hurt to ignore a few dozen of them to make the one you're with feel special?

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That is the funniest series of photos I've seen in a while.

The best part is his wife's "career" is entirely based on dressing provocatively to make people look, yet he's expected to ignore the dancing booty 18 inches from his face.

All I can say is, David, peripheral vision is your friend.
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It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home.
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Yeah, I know ironic... but still, men who claim that there is some primal force to to look at other women that is too strong to overcome are not fooling anyone.
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Have you asked your lady friend(s) whether this is really the case?

It might be. I haven't asked...
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Have you asked your lady friend(s) whether this is really the case?
Why would you ask lady friends for advice on pleasing a lady? Do they have a lot of experience in that sort of thing!?
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He should learn not to turn his head
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What gets me is why women get upset at this?

Geez, if we never looked...we'd either be gay or have never found them in the first place.
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I don't mind teh bf's eyes wandering if he doesn't mind mine wandering either. Fair's fair. I like looking at cute men and women too.
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Old 08-26-08, 08:56 AM   #15
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zactly! all you need is a small mirror on your cell phone, and learn how to operate the buzzer by pressing the button on the side. Then its "Excuse me just a second....I've been expecting this...it's important."
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Try an open relationship. God, people are so uptight...
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What gets me is why women get upset at this?

Geez, if we never looked...we'd either be gay or have never found them in the first place.
I disagree, there is a difference between looking before you are in a relationship, and looking after you are in a relationship.

I am single now, and I look... Well, I am, an old man, so I don't look (much), but only so that I don't get labeled as a dirty old man.
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I disagree, there is a difference between looking before you are in a relationship, and looking after you are in a relationship.

I am single now, and I look... Well, I am, an old man, so I don't look (much), but only so that I don't get labeled as a dirty old man.
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I've caught my wife looking at other dudes a lot and I tease her so much about it and her reaction is hilarious. So now I point out every dude I see to her, regardless of what they look like. There is this not so awesome looking guy who mows his lawn without a shirt. Every time he is out there I get my wife to go look like a million dollars fell from the sky and she falls for it every time.
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The cheerleader was hotter than that spice girl anyway.
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jealousy is such an unattractive quality...
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Why is he wearing a different shirt in the first 2 than the second 2?
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too self concious!


Maybe...

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I call BS the other way--if someone pretty is walking by, I'll watch my wife's face and if she glances at said hotness, then at me to see if I was looking, she's in for a severe tongue-lashing... Trouble is, she's caught me doing that and scolded me about the double-standard I'm now enforcing. Drat!

Bottom line is you can't win with this one, boys, it's a Bakelite Trick.
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Why is he wearing a different shirt in the first 2 than the second 2?
Because the pictures tell a fictional story. Obviously shot on two different nights.
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