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Old 08-31-08, 11:20 PM   #1
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Dane Cook is annoying.

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Old 08-31-08, 11:24 PM   #2
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Old 08-31-08, 11:27 PM   #3
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I lived in the middle of nowhere for the last eternity....I'm a little behind in my pop culture
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Then again you're talking to the wrong person, I'm not a fan of comedians.
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Old 08-31-08, 11:32 PM   #5
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Agreed.

I think the chicks like him because he is hawt.
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Old 08-31-08, 11:41 PM   #6
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he had a few good sketches.
but there's a difference between annoying because it's overdone and annoying because they're simply annoying. dane cook is the former
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he had a few good sketches.
but there's a difference between annoying because it's overdone and annoying because they're simply annoying. dane cook is the former
No, he is simply annoying. Again, I lived under a rock until recently. I have not heard him before. I'm watching a show right now. He is annoying.
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Old 08-31-08, 11:45 PM   #8
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Do not know who you're talking about - unless of course I google - and I rather have a suspicion that this person impacts you locally.

Perhaps we can trade a Senator Hillary and her used hubbie for this person? Eh? Up for it?
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He's some famous comedian. I'm not sure if Hill and hubby would be any better.
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I liked the
car accident
monopoly
burger king

but that's old material.
oh well, he has his moments.
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I wanna punch him ON his face
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This was the first time I've heard his material.

Seems to be mostly a 'shock' comic, IMO. That comedy caters a LOT to younger people who want an instant laugh, but I'm unsure if he's capable of any comedy higher than low-brow.

If anyone's read "Intensity" by Dean Koontz, he reminds me of that Steve dude.
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Old 09-01-08, 11:17 AM   #14
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Is it really all that difficult to avoid annoying comics? I had never heard of this guy until seeing this here today.
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he's got some good stuff. I'm a fan of this one, simply because I can identify
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I think he's funny.

But when did Comedy Central start to air the F word?
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Dane Cook steals jokes. He's not as bad as Carlos Mencia though.
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He is not my cup of tea. He must be doing something right though. He sells out arena's (rare for stand up's) and gets paid to make movies. Someone must like him alot. To each his own I guess.
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Okay, I just watched one of his clips. Hearing him only does no justice.

This man is hilarious, and he exploits social flaws almost perfectly. True comedian at work.
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Old 09-01-08, 03:45 PM   #22
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yes. Heard the name a while back, but actually saw the crap he puts out last night....
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Okay, I just watched one of his clips. Hearing him only does justice for the deaf.

This man is delirious, and he exhibits social flaws almost perfectly. True clown at work.
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I enjoyed his first SNL monologue.

Has anybody tried the cashew trick yet?

Found it:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...ew&vt=lf&emb=1

No video unfortunately...
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