here are some funny ones.
I break parts like i change my clothes.... Very often.
RIDING SINCE 01!
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." - Thomas Jefferson
Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
A friend took this one in Moscow (I think. Maybe St. Petersburg) being under seige is probably not fun.
"Citizens! During shelling, this side of the street is more dangerous."
This one is just south of Austin. The gate was closed so we couldn't investigate further.
I like the sign, but...
My Book: Drive, Ride, Repeat: The Mostly-True Account of a Cross-Country Car and Bicycle Adventure