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    Palin's kids names

    I'm just weirded out by their kids names. Girls are Bristol, Willow, Piper. I'm ok with those names, although they do remind me of Charmed... Boys are Track and Trig... Where those the things they were good at in High School, or what?!? Track and Trig are not names, they are things. Did they think they were clever? Why not name them Biology, or English..maybe Football, or Hockey...Dear lord...

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    I plan on naming my daughter Vanessa provided i ever get that far.

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    When I was little the neighbor kids were named after the planets.

    You know my other name is Serenity, right?
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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    When I was little the neighbor kids were named after the planets.

    You know my other name is Serenity, right?
    I feel bad for the one that got named Uranus... Serenity is a nice, calming name...Track and Trig do not conjure up anything more than running and doing hard Math...

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    Quote Originally Posted by unsafealpine View Post
    i feel bad for the one that got named uranus... Serenity is a nice, calming name...track and trig do not conjure up anything more than running and doing hard <phantomcow>useless</phantomcow> math...
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    Who the heck names their kid UnsafeAlpine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    I plan on naming my daughter Vanessa provided i ever get that far.
    the naming comes up pretty early, like at the time of birth. How long are you gonna let the girl run around unnamed? I mean I have heard of procrastination, but come on.
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    The youngest girl sure can do a nice spit-shine on Trig's head, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Where those the things they were good at in High School, or what?!?
    So I'm guessing that your real-life name is not "Spelling"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Febs View Post
    So I'm guessing that your real-life name is not "Spelling"?
    I spelled "where" correctly. That's how it's spelled in every dictionary I've had the fortune of reading...

    My real life name is not Grammar...Thank you very much...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    the naming comes up pretty early, like at the time of birth. How long are you gonna let the girl run around unnamed? I mean I have heard of procrastination, but come on.
    I figured maybe around the age of 2 or 3. I mean c'mon, it's not like she's going to come when i call her over before that...

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    I named my cabbage patch doll, Rachel Elizabeth.

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    Does it seem cruel to anyone else that they named their youngest son after a traditionally difficult math course when the child has Downs Syndrome?
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    Aw, hellno. You're right. That's soooo messed up.
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    I want to name my next boy Tarck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    When I was little the neighbor kids were named after the planets.

    You know my other name is Serenity, right?
    Don't you mean they were named after Roman Gods and Godesses?

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    Wife & I are vehemently child free, but if we were to have a bra_ I mean kid, I'd name it Nebuchadnazar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I'm just weirded out by their kids names. Girls are Bristol, Willow, Piper. I'm ok with those names, although they do remind me of Charmed... Boys are Track and Trig... Where those the things they were good at in High School, or what?!? Track and Trig are not names, they are things. Did they think they were clever? Why not name them Biology, or English..maybe Football, or Hockey...Dear lord...
    It is where the kids were concieved...one on the track and one in trig class
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    Worst kid's name I heard was Paprika. I kept picturing the names of her siblings "Garlic Salt" and "MSG".


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    i'm gonna name my kind 'phone'. i kinda like the ring of it.

    p.s. sorry

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    Worst one I ever heard was Placenta. I kid you not. The mom must have heard the word in the delivery room and decided that it would make a nice name. Yes, this was a girl, but still... ewwwwwwwwwwww

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    If my last name was Palin, and I were to have children, I'd name at least one of them Drome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by monogodo View Post
    If my last name was Palin, and I were to have children, I'd name at least one of them Drome.
    I'd give you a *high five* for that one if i could. Unfortunately, i don't like getting fingerprints on my computer screen.

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    Grew up with a girl who's name was pronounced Vuh-Jean-a, but spelled Vagina. Seriously.

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    My uncle swears he had a student whose name was pronounced Fah Mall Eeeee, but spelled "Female."
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