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Old 09-04-08, 12:32 PM   #1
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yikes.

so, I just found out the newly elected miss city princess of my hometown (where my parents still live) is a member of my high school graduating class.
she's a former (perhaps still even current) exotic dancer
and has a porn site.
and I'm pretty sure she's been through bootcamp, although I'm not sue if it was for substance abuse or other social issues.

clearly, they're not checking credentials.
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Old 09-04-08, 12:37 PM   #2
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This thread is worthless sans pics.
How long have you been posting here now?
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Old 09-04-08, 12:38 PM   #3
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Gotta keep up with the Presidential Elections, na'mean?
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Old 09-04-08, 12:40 PM   #4
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I'd say "I'd hit it" but i'm afraid that a certain body part would explode from some rare form of VD...
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Maybe McCain will select her for a cabinet position?
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lol... like my friend said...

Timmy: Well, maybe they'll discover that she is a stripper and has her own porn site and revoke the title
Timmy: Too many people know her and loathe her
Timmy: I can only think of one person that hates me. I bet she can think of hundreds

im not posting picks of her skankarific self. (where is the puke emoticon?)
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Old 09-04-08, 01:21 PM   #7
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Remember, you are forgetting one thing, hehe:
she is the "local town/neighborhood" bicycle, so as long as rides are provided people will like her and won't say anything.
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Old 09-04-08, 01:26 PM   #8
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Sounds like impeccable credentials to me. You did not mention if she has a gun and a four wheel drive, so I cannot tell you if she qualifies for Miss Texas.
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lol... like my friend said...

Timmy: Well, maybe they'll discover that she is a stripper and has her own porn site and revoke the title
Timmy: Too many people know her and loathe her
Timmy: I can only think of one person that hates me. I bet she can think of hundreds

im not posting picks of her skankarific self. (where is the puke emoticon?)
Jealous much??

OK...if you wont post pics at least provide a link
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Yeah..... Links.
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Old 09-07-08, 03:25 PM   #11
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Can she field dress a caribou?
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link...link...link...
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I had a jr.high classmate turn into a crack addict striper too. You just never know, lol
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I had a jr.high classmate turn into a crack addict striper too. You just never know, lol
statistically, it's probably highly likely to happen
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I think you're all crack addict strippers...especially that UA "guy".
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anyway, strippers often make pretty good money, and are hot, I think y'all are just jealous...
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I think you're all crack addict strippers...especially that UA "guy".
if I ever became a stripper, it'd all go into bike stuff.
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lol... like my friend said...

Timmy: Well, maybe they'll discover that she is a stripper and has her own porn site and revoke the title
Timmy: Too many people know her and loathe her
Timmy: I can only think of one person that hates me. I bet she can think of hundreds

im not posting picks of her skankarific self. (where is the puke emoticon?)
Well fine. But you could at least give us a name and maybe your hometown so we can google her.
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I think you're all crack addict strippers...especially that UA "guy".
That was you at the "show" last night? Wow, thanks for the HUGE tip
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That was you at the "show" last night? Wow, thanks for the HUGE tip
Eh...a quarter's not gonna kill me.
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Eh...a quarter's not gonna kill me.
It's more than I've been making, recently
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Ouch.

It would have been more, but you have hands like ice.
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Yeah, but the last time you came down, you told me my hands were too hot.
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so, I just found out the newly elected miss city princess of my hometown (where my parents still live) is a member of my high school graduating class.
she's a former (perhaps still even current) exotic dancer
and has a porn site.
and I'm pretty sure she's been through bootcamp, although I'm not sue if it was for substance abuse or other social issues.

clearly, they're not checking credentials.
crazy--I don't hold it against anyone that they were in the exotic "dancing" or
porn industry but ewww, just ewww.
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I once met a girl who wanted to become a pornstar.
I don't remember what she looks like, but I'm sure she went through with it.
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