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    yikes.

    so, I just found out the newly elected miss city princess of my hometown (where my parents still live) is a member of my high school graduating class.
    she's a former (perhaps still even current) exotic dancer
    and has a porn site.
    and I'm pretty sure she's been through bootcamp, although I'm not sue if it was for substance abuse or other social issues.

    clearly, they're not checking credentials.

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    This thread is worthless sans pics.
    How long have you been posting here now?

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    Gotta keep up with the Presidential Elections, na'mean?
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    I'd say "I'd hit it" but i'm afraid that a certain body part would explode from some rare form of VD...

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    Maybe McCain will select her for a cabinet position?
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    lol... like my friend said...

    Timmy: Well, maybe they'll discover that she is a stripper and has her own porn site and revoke the title
    Timmy: Too many people know her and loathe her
    Timmy: I can only think of one person that hates me. I bet she can think of hundreds

    im not posting picks of her skankarific self. (where is the puke emoticon?)

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    Remember, you are forgetting one thing, hehe:
    she is the "local town/neighborhood" bicycle, so as long as rides are provided people will like her and won't say anything.
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    Sounds like impeccable credentials to me. You did not mention if she has a *** and a four wheel drive, so I cannot tell you if she qualifies for Miss Texas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    lol... like my friend said...

    Timmy: Well, maybe they'll discover that she is a stripper and has her own porn site and revoke the title
    Timmy: Too many people know her and loathe her
    Timmy: I can only think of one person that hates me. I bet she can think of hundreds

    im not posting picks of her skankarific self. (where is the puke emoticon?)
    Jealous much??

    OK...if you wont post pics at least provide a link

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    Yeah..... Links.
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    Can she field dress a caribou?

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    link...link...link...

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    I had a jr.high classmate turn into a crack addict striper too. You just never know, lol
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    I had a jr.high classmate turn into a crack addict striper too. You just never know, lol
    statistically, it's probably highly likely to happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    I had a jr.high classmate turn into a crack addict striper too. You just never know, lol
    I think you're all crack addict strippers...especially that UA "guy".

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    anyway, strippers often make pretty good money, and are hot, I think y'all are just jealous...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wernmax View Post
    I think you're all crack addict strippers...especially that UA "guy".
    if I ever became a stripper, it'd all go into bike stuff.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    lol... like my friend said...

    Timmy: Well, maybe they'll discover that she is a stripper and has her own porn site and revoke the title
    Timmy: Too many people know her and loathe her
    Timmy: I can only think of one person that hates me. I bet she can think of hundreds

    im not posting picks of her skankarific self. (where is the puke emoticon?)
    Well fine. But you could at least give us a name and maybe your hometown so we can google her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wernmax View Post
    I think you're all crack addict strippers...especially that UA "guy".
    That was you at the "show" last night? Wow, thanks for the HUGE tip

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    That was you at the "show" last night? Wow, thanks for the HUGE tip
    Eh...a quarter's not gonna kill me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wernmax View Post
    Eh...a quarter's not gonna kill me.
    It's more than I've been making, recently

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    It's more than I've been making, recently
    Ouch.

    It would have been more, but you have hands like ice.

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    Yeah, but the last time you came down, you told me my hands were too hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    so, I just found out the newly elected miss city princess of my hometown (where my parents still live) is a member of my high school graduating class.
    she's a former (perhaps still even current) exotic dancer
    and has a porn site.
    and I'm pretty sure she's been through bootcamp, although I'm not sue if it was for substance abuse or other social issues.

    clearly, they're not checking credentials.
    crazy--I don't hold it against anyone that they were in the exotic "dancing" or
    porn industry but ewww, just ewww.

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    I once met a girl who wanted to become a pornstar.
    I don't remember what she looks like, but I'm sure she went through with it.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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