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    The Swiss Are Going To Destroy The Universe

    Next wednesday the swiss are going to fire up there black hole machine. WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7547118.stm
    They might have all the watches but ive got the time

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    Noooooo! Tell them to wait until i buy a swiss automatic watch first!

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    My swiss army knife has the black hole defeater option.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I am not worried. I have this awesome knife that I will use to survive ( I don't know about the rest of you though)

    (beat to the punch by jsharr)

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    I thought it was bad to cross the beams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myqul View Post
    Next wednesday the swiss are going to fire up there black hole machine. WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7547118.stm
    It's going to open up a hole in the universe where we'll find all the mismatched homonyms and missing punctuation marks.
    "I feel like my world was classier before I found cyclocross."
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    I am inherently safe from black holes.

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    I've heard that it'll open a rift in space time and all the lost left socks will come pouring out, smothering us all under a Frito smelling glacier.
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    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    i say bring it biaatch you swiss dogs,
    no ones can defeat our extra dense
    American adipose tissue. Swiss 0,
    ADM 1 billion

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiju-velo View Post
    i say bring it biaatch you swiss dogs,
    no ones can defeat our extra dense
    American adipose tissue. Swiss 0,
    ADM 1 billion
    You sure it's not you extra dense Americans the Swiss can't defeat?
    They might have all the watches but ive got the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myqul View Post
    You sure it's not you extra dense Americans the Swiss can't defeat?
    what if it is with my high levels of patriotism
    and chair busting denseness fueled by corn
    sugars and indolence. mwuhahahahahaha!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    cool... we're extra dense
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Looks like all the compass needles are going to start pointing to Svitzerlaand.

    "...the Super Proton Synchrotron (SPS) accelerator..." Who thinks this stuff up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiju-velo View Post
    what if it is with my high levels of patriotism
    and chair busting denseness fueled by corn
    sugars and indolence. mwuhahahahahaha!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Methinks your extra dense levels of patriotism will create its own vortex of black holiness to repel the swiss doomsday machine shinanigans
    They might have all the watches but ive got the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Second Mouse View Post
    Looks like all the compass needles are going to start pointing to Svitzerlaand.

    "...the Super Proton Synchrotron (SPS) accelerator..." Who thinks this stuff up?
    they cannot possibly defeat amerikun physical or mental density with
    their jim-crack cuckoo clocks/proton accelerators. although i bet
    they could sell them to us on QVC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I thought it was bad to cross the beams.
    Beams are fine.

    Streams on the other hand...

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    Beams are fine.

    Streams on the other hand...

    Streams of what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I don't think you wanna cross those streams either.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    well, if the universe is ending, maybe i should max out my credit cards and sleep with all my co-workers and friends. might be a good time to try out a moustache too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timmhaan View Post
    well, if the universe is ending, maybe i should max out my credit cards and sleep with all my co-workers and friends. might be a good time to try out a moustache too.
    NOOOOOO!!!!


    Not the moustache!
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    Never trust the Swiss. They came up with Heidi, fondue, and coo-coo clocks to make us forget they've hollowed out all of their mountains and stuffed them full of weaponry and chocolate.

    Besides, once I discovered Bubble Watches, I forgot all about Swatch watches.


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    I just hope thast they don't try to shoot some of those quarks, or the new particle, to Fermilab. It's just right down the streeet a couple miles, and they might miss.

    Might be another flat tire for me, and how am I gonna find stuff that little????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myqul View Post
    Next wednesday the swiss are going to fire up there black hole machine. WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!
    Happily, some of us will die knowing how to spell.

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    I'll make sure to be out on the saddle logging miles when they do that...
    Falling is learning...[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]...learn to not fall in a box.
    Any good American will watch THIS -and- WHERE WAS MY BIKE MADE?

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    .....I'll bring a *** to work and the minute my body starts to feel like it weighs 5000 tons I'm gonna show my boss what exactly .......

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