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Old 09-04-08, 02:40 PM   #1
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The Swiss Are Going To Destroy The Universe

Next wednesday the swiss are going to fire up there black hole machine. WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7547118.stm
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Old 09-04-08, 02:44 PM   #2
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Noooooo! Tell them to wait until i buy a swiss automatic watch first!
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My swiss army knife has the black hole defeater option.
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I am not worried. I have this awesome knife that I will use to survive ( I don't know about the rest of you though)

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I thought it was bad to cross the beams.
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Next wednesday the swiss are going to fire up there black hole machine. WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7547118.stm
It's going to open up a hole in the universe where we'll find all the mismatched homonyms and missing punctuation marks.
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Old 09-04-08, 02:54 PM   #7
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I am inherently safe from black holes.
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Old 09-04-08, 02:56 PM   #8
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I've heard that it'll open a rift in space time and all the lost left socks will come pouring out, smothering us all under a Frito smelling glacier.
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Old 09-04-08, 02:58 PM   #9
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i say bring it biaatch you swiss dogs,
no ones can defeat our extra dense
American adipose tissue. Swiss 0,
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i say bring it biaatch you swiss dogs,
no ones can defeat our extra dense
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You sure it's not you extra dense Americans the Swiss can't defeat?
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You sure it's not you extra dense Americans the Swiss can't defeat?
what if it is with my high levels of patriotism
and chair busting denseness fueled by corn
sugars and indolence. mwuhahahahahaha!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cool... we're extra dense
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Looks like all the compass needles are going to start pointing to Svitzerlaand.

"...the Super Proton Synchrotron (SPS) accelerator..." Who thinks this stuff up?
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what if it is with my high levels of patriotism
and chair busting denseness fueled by corn
sugars and indolence. mwuhahahahahaha!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Methinks your extra dense levels of patriotism will create its own vortex of black holiness to repel the swiss doomsday machine shinanigans
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Looks like all the compass needles are going to start pointing to Svitzerlaand.

"...the Super Proton Synchrotron (SPS) accelerator..." Who thinks this stuff up?
they cannot possibly defeat amerikun physical or mental density with
their jim-crack cuckoo clocks/proton accelerators. although i bet
they could sell them to us on QVC.
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I thought it was bad to cross the beams.
Beams are fine.

Streams on the other hand...
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Beams are fine.

Streams on the other hand...

Streams of what?
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Old 09-04-08, 03:33 PM   #18
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I don't think you wanna cross those streams either.
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well, if the universe is ending, maybe i should max out my credit cards and sleep with all my co-workers and friends. might be a good time to try out a moustache too.
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NOOOOOO!!!!


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Never trust the Swiss. They came up with Heidi, fondue, and coo-coo clocks to make us forget they've hollowed out all of their mountains and stuffed them full of weaponry and chocolate.

Besides, once I discovered Bubble Watches, I forgot all about Swatch watches.
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I just hope thast they don't try to shoot some of those quarks, or the new particle, to Fermilab. It's just right down the streeet a couple miles, and they might miss.

Might be another flat tire for me, and how am I gonna find stuff that little????
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Next wednesday the swiss are going to fire up there black hole machine. WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!
Happily, some of us will die knowing how to spell.
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I'll make sure to be out on the saddle logging miles when they do that...
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