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Old 09-08-08, 05:47 PM   #1
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Deep, dark, hidden confessions of Foosters

Hey.

It wasn't me.

I didn't do it.

I'm innocent.

I know nothing.






Go ahead and confess, Foosters.
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Old 09-08-08, 05:56 PM   #2
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don't tell me... you cheated on your moots!?

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Old 09-08-08, 05:57 PM   #3
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I'm a monkey's uncle....I confess.

My bro and his SO had their baby - making me a monkey's uncle!

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Old 09-08-08, 05:59 PM   #4
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I farted all right..
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Old 09-08-08, 06:02 PM   #5
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I farted all right..
Whew, and I was just about to confess to it.
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I'm sorry, I've done a good 3 rides, but I still haven't taken a shower or bath yet. Thank you for masking my stench with your farts.
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Old 09-08-08, 06:21 PM   #7
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SBW -- the avatar fits perfectly.

To keep with the fart theme, I like the smell of my own....
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I'm sorry about the road flares, but in all honesty, I got burned worse that you......

I'm really sorry.
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Old 09-08-08, 06:29 PM   #9
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Hey.

It wasn't me.

I didn't do it.

I'm innocent.

I know nothing.






Go ahead and confess, Foosters.
Not if you won't
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Old 09-08-08, 06:39 PM   #10
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I used to get these wheat free cookies at the Co-Op and
eat them in line waiting for the cashier. If the line
was too slow I would just throw the wrapper away
instead of letting the cashier scan it and pay for it
(which I did 90% of the time).
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Old 09-08-08, 06:44 PM   #11
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I had a party and put Stoli in the empty Grey Goose bottle.
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Old 09-08-08, 06:45 PM   #12
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SBW -- the avatar fits perfectly.

To keep with the fart theme, I like the smell of my own....
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Old 09-08-08, 07:24 PM   #13
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I think I pretty much aired all my dirty laundry
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I didn't shower this morning and wore the same clothes I wore yesterday.
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
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Old 09-08-08, 07:29 PM   #15
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I used to get these wheat free cookies at the Co-Op and
eat them in line waiting for the cashier. If the line
was too slow I would just throw the wrapper away
instead of letting the cashier scan it and pay for it
(which I did 90% of the time).
That's called STEALING. Shame on you.
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Old 09-08-08, 07:29 PM   #16
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If I said it, it wouldn't be deep, dark, and hidden now would it.
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Old 09-08-08, 07:33 PM   #17
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Fine, I confess, I'm the guy from Nantucket...BADAP CCRAASSHHHH!!!!
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Old 09-08-08, 07:34 PM   #18
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Why the hell is everybody red?? Is that like the new fooster terror alert system or something????
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Old 09-08-08, 07:34 PM   #19
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Because you are online, just like it always was. Get with the program, geeze.
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Old 09-08-08, 07:38 PM   #20
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UMM No, my name would stay black, You broke foo, didn't you Siu...?
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Old 09-08-08, 07:40 PM   #21
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UMM No, my name would stay black, You broke foo, didn't you Siu...?
Then put it back on invisible. Don't forget we had new updates. Probably went into default.
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Old 09-08-08, 07:43 PM   #22
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I've cheated. I've stolen. I've lied. I like girls and boys. I've beaten up people who probably didn't deserve it. I've killed. I've screwed people over. I am a horrible person.


That about sums it up.
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I'm worse than jsharr but not as bad as UnsafeAlpine.

That smell is probably not me.

I owe you a dollar, but I'm not going to pay it back, in case you're only using me for my money.
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forgot...I may also have a child...
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I am going out with a girl but I don't like her.

Does that make me a horrible person?
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