Join Date: Sep 2005
Bikes: Surly Big Dummy, Fuji World, 80ish Bianchi
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We've all chipped in and bought you a hooker. At exactly 10 PM, go to the window and expose yourself for at least 5 minutes, so she can identify your room and come up. Use a flashlight and magnifying glass if needed to enhance visibility. Jumping up and down and screaming like a chicken would help too.
If the cops come, no worries, we hired them too, they are also hookers and should be treated as such. They like to be spanked and called dirty hos.
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
Last edited by chipcom; 09-09-08 at 07:21 PM.