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    bored in Edmonton ... go figure

    So I'm in Edmonton on a business trip ... I'm sitting in my hotel room this evening with nothing to do ... intensely bored ... I've just come back from Red Lobster and ate WAY too much, so physical activity is out of the question ... any ideas on how I can entertain myself in this city of beef and oil? Oh, and it's 7:39pm ... and I don't have a cowboy hat.

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    ive been to a couple of awesome peelers in edmonton.... wish i remembered where they were though....

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    ....... or even what they were called..

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    there's soft core porn on canadian teevee

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    what's a 'peeler'?

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    strippers

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    There's LOTS of stripclubs in E-town. Not that I've been to them....

    So it's the next morning - what DID you wind up doing for fun???

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    The longest I've ever been in Edmonton... was around 2 hours when a flight to Pearson YYZ was interrupted by a severe blizzard and the plane made a short stop over.

    after hearing your story... thank god I didn't have to spend more than a few hours there
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    It's all what you make of it, right? If you have a home & friends & family - it is an okay place to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by edbikebabe View Post
    There's LOTS of stripclubs in E-town. Not that I've been to them....

    So it's the next morning - what DID you wind up doing for fun???
    Actually it's the next evening Ended up going for a jog to try and burn off all the extra calories I've been taking in from eating out for every meal. After that I worked on a presentation I have to make early next week. WAY more fun than going out to a strip club Tonight I have no excuses, I have to review some customer spec documents before tomorrow's meeting. Hey, you asked

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    Quote Originally Posted by randya View Post
    there's soft core porn on canadian teevee
    You people have a one track mind ... it's almost like you're guys or something and no there's is not any soft porn in the hotel ... unless you want to pay for it. I'm way to cheap.

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    We've all chipped in and bought you a hooker. At exactly 10 PM, go to the window and expose yourself for at least 5 minutes, so she can identify your room and come up. Use a flashlight and magnifying glass if needed to enhance visibility. Jumping up and down and screaming like a chicken would help too.

    If the cops come, no worries, we hired them too, they are also hookers and should be treated as such. They like to be spanked and called dirty hos.
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    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    We've all chipped in and bought you a hooker. At exactly 10 PM, go to the window and expose yourself for at least 5 minutes, so she can identify your room and come up. Use a flashlight and magnifying glass if needed to enhance visibility. Jumping up and down and screaming like a chicken would help too.

    If the cops come, no worries, we hired them too, they are also hookers and should be treated as such. They like to be spanked and called dirty hos.
    Actually I hear some female voices right outside my door. They must be early Thanks guys

    btw, what's the magnifying glass for? I'm a Canadian after all ... I can understand the need if you're from the US

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    Actually I hear some female voices right outside my door. They must be early Thanks guys

    btw, what's the magnifying glass for? I'm a Canadian after all ... I can understand the need if you're from the US
    Don't forget to scream like a chicken...they love that.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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