oh crap, it must be the postal man with my bike gear!
better get out of bed and find my shorts and my wallet!
*rush down to door in 10secs, still groggy*
I thought to myself, when I looked outside, there's no UPS, Canada Post, Fedex or even Purolator delivery truck outside, but never giving it a second thought, I opened the door.
"good morning" says this lady and a fellow chap dressed in a suit.
my cat enters the house at this opportune moment
"we're here today to tell you about a few changes in our bible"
me: "uh huh..." of course, I meant to say 'kthxgbye', but it was too early in the morning and I didn't have my cup of tea yet
The lady continues to speak
"take for instance this previously disabled man walking, this blind man taking off his shades to show he isn't blind anymore... *missing content*..." what? I wasn't paying attention, but I believe it had to do with 'miracles'
"...and which one of these would you think it would you think is the best thing to happen?" All I could think about at this point was... why me? what have I ever done to the cycling gods that this can be happening.
Me, in a terribly groggy voice: "I think the best miracle that can happen now, is if I go back to sleep" and close the door.
I don't even go to their church, why must they bug me in the wee hours of 10am?
anyways, the short version is "what's the funniest, or at least best and shortest Denial of Door Talk "DoDT" you've ever come up with? Can be charities, or in this case, Jehova's, or any other door to door buggers.