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    Crud! I am still alive

    Seems like the atom smasher was a failure/success and did not destroy the earth/did smash an atom.

    Dang!

    Discuss or draw a pretty picture of a bird and a squirrel playing tree tag.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    A pretty bird you say ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    ...draw a pretty picture of a bird and a squirrel playing tree tag.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Crud! I am still alive
    I can fix that for you if you really want.

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    Is that the fabled foo bird tude? I want to wipe that off, but you know what they say, if the foo ****s, wear it.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatguyRacer View Post
    That's not right. The bird and the squirrel carry trees and touch each other with them. Didn't you ever play tree tag when you were a kid? Sheesh.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Tree tag is a very regional sport. In Texas it involves firearms and beer. Or at least the kid version does. Most adults and young teens move up to hard liquor.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Seems like the atom smasher was a failure/success and did not destroy the earth/did smash an atom.

    Dang!

    Discuss or draw a pretty picture of a bird and a squirrel playing tree tag.

    It takes a couple of weeks to get the atoms up to speed, so check back on the 24th.
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    Thanks for that! There is still hope that the world will be ripped asunder by this devilish mechanical abomination. yes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Seems like the atom smasher was a failure/success and did not destroy the earth
    Are you absolutely sure about that?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    i am absolutely sure about nothing. you should know that.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Yeah, I was going to say, the acceleration has started... the news people don't seem to understand that according to the predictions of doom the danger isn't in the initial phase, it is in the collision.

    But as long as everyone feels safe.

    I think there will be a little glitch to keep it from happening, and it will take a few years before they get the collission they hope for, and then they'll get it worked out in 2012, to coincide with Aztec prophecy... right when I am eligible for a pension.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    i am absolutely sure about nothing. you should know that.
    As long as you have SOMETHING to be sure about....that's all that matters!

    Quote Originally Posted by Little Darwin View Post
    I think there will be a little glitch to keep it from happening, and it will take a few years before they get the collission they hope for, and then they'll get it worked out in 2012, to coincide with Aztec prophecy... right when I am eligible for a pension.
    LOL!! Perfect!!!

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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    or when I'll be gradgitating college. Go figure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    That's not right. The bird and the squirrel carry trees and touch each other with them. Didn't you ever play tree tag when you were a kid? Sheesh.
    No. The only thing we did in trees as kids was stage BB gun battles.

    Besides my squriell is not trying to tag the bird, as much as he's trying to eat it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Seems like the atom smasher was a failure/success and did not destroy the earth/did smash an atom.

    Dang!

    Discuss or draw a pretty picture of a bird and a squirrel playing tree tag.
    Actually, you're not still alive. At the exact moment that the first two atoms were smashed together, a wormhole opened up in the space-time vortex. It quite literally sucked the entire universe through itself into another dimension, smashing everything into a tiny, tiny space, less than the size of a pinhead and destroying all life as we know it, including you. Upon emerging into the other dimension, everything was astonishingly re-assembled to substantially the same order in which it previously existed--again, including you--confounding the expectations of thousands of highly regarded physicists. They wil be trying to explain this for years.

    For your part, the only differences you should notice are a slightly higher pitch to the dial tone on your telephone, and you're probably going to need to shave a little more often.

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    So you are saying I got sucked through a hole?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    So you are saying I got sucked through a hole?
    Yes, but not like that time at the truck stop. That was different.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluebottle1 View Post
    Yes, but not like that time at the truck stop. That was different.
    ROFL!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluebottle1 View Post
    Yes, but not like that time at the truck stop. That was different.
    Have Colt, will travel...

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    I thought they said it would theoretically take about 50 months for the blackhole created from this to suck the earth into it and destroy all life....coincidentally 50 months from now is November 2012....aztec proficies anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisvu05 View Post
    I thought they said it would theoretically take about 50 months for the blackhole created from this to suck the earth into it and destroy all life....coincidentally 50 months from now is November 2012....aztec proficies anyone?
    That's plenty of time for Doctor Who to fix it all better.
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    Duh, the Swiss planned it. Started at the Aztec proficy, counted backwards 50 months, and shizam, you have the start date.

    And, they have the watches to do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Darwin View Post
    I think there will be a little glitch to keep it from happening, and it will take a few years before they get the collission they hope for, and then they'll get it worked out in 2012, to coincide with Aztec prophecy... right when I am eligible for a pension.
    Yeah, but the aliens invade in 2012. Perhaps they are invading to our primitive asses from destroying the universe...

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