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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Henceforth, she shall be known as thirteen

    Quote Originally Posted by Danzig
    Thirteen

    Bad-luck wind been blowing on my back
    I was born to bring trouble wherever i'm at
    With a number 13 tatooed on my neck
    That ink starts to itch
    Black gon' turn to red
    I was born in the soul of misery and I
    Never had me a name
    They just gave me a number
    When I was young

    Got a long line of heartache
    I carry it well
    List of lives I've broken
    Reach from here to hell
    And a bad-luck wind been blowin' on my back
    Pray you don't look, and pray I don't look back

    I was born in the soul of misery and I
    Never had me a name
    They just gave me a number
    When I was young

    Found me with a preacher man confessin' all I done
    Catch me with the devil playing 21
    And a bad-luck wind been blowin' on my back
    I was born to
    Bring trouble wherever i'm at
    I was born in the soul of misery and I
    Never had me a name
    They just gave me a number
    When i was young
    Johnny Cash's version


    On my ride back from school, I thought about all the bs reasons 13 broke up with me . I don't know what the hell her issues are, but I'm pissed she involved me. I'm pissed she couldn't make one step towards helping "us" and yet expected me to bend over backwards. Whatever lies she's coming up with to make herself feel better, I don't want any part of it.

    I'm pissed, I'm hurt, I'm depressed, I need some lovin', I don't want her in my life anymore, yet she's still affecting me. Aaarrrgh...


    Time to finish a paper...

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    c'mere dude, I'll give ya a big ole hug
    We cannot solve problems with the same level of consciousness that created them. A.E.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    [ I need some lovin'

    Who loves ya baby? jsharr and telly does.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    We cannot solve problems with the same level of consciousness that created them. A.E.

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    I'm pissed about it, too. I just can't make myself feel better, though. I need a little fling or something, but the only girls I know that I'd consider dating are like 18 or 19 and that's just creepy...

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    PM chipcom, he is way over 18 and he puts out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Gosh, I am over 50, and I haven't had 13 sweethearts... I feel deprived.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    PM chipcom, he is way over 18 and he puts out.
    I'm just not a big fan of that thing he does, I think it's that thing you taught him....

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    I hate you forever for that video... I had to stick an ice pick in my brain to remove the images...

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    Women are the devil...stay away, they'll F you up like nothing else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Darwin View Post
    Gosh, I am over 50, and I haven't had 13 sweethearts... I feel deprived.
    I'm 45 and I'm still on my first one- married 24 years.
    Last edited by Doohickie; 01-02-09 at 11:49 PM.

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    Sometimes I think I am UA's twin, separated at Birth. But that's rather creepy and I wish i didn't have such thoughts. At any rate, I constantly find myself in the same boat as him as far as the Evil Wimmins go, and just last night my Evil Ex called me. First time we've talked in nearly 2 months. So, today I called her and basically told her that I can't do the talking thing anymore. Rather awkward 1 minute conversation that, and I punched a wall afterwards. Anyways, its totally messing with my head and has now ruined my month. Why can't they play fair?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ritepath View Post
    Women are the devil...stay away, they'll F you up like nothing else.
    Everything is the devil
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ka_Jun View Post
    You have been redeemed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doohickie View Post
    I'm 45 and I'm still on my first one- married 24 years.
    Dang, if I had married my first, I would have killed myself a looooong time ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    You have been redeemed.
    Don't push your luck.

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    I like lounge

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    A better song involving the # 13: http://www.last.fm/music/Pixies/+videos/+1-UDt42Vs-teI

    "Number 13 Baby"

    got hair in a girl
    that flows to her bones
    and a comb in her pocket
    if the winds get blown
    stripes on her eyes when she walks slow
    but her face falls down
    when she go, go, go
    black tear falling on my lazy queen
    gotta tattooed tit say number 13

    viva
    don't want no blue eyes
    la loma
    i want brown eyes
    rica
    i'm in a state

    choir in the yard
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    where a grandma brought
    some songs from the shore
    six foot girl gonna
    sweat when she dig
    stand close to the fire
    when they light the pig
    standing in her chinos shirt pulled off clean
    gotta tattooed tit say number 13

    viva
    don't want no blue eyes
    la loma
    i want brown eyes
    rica
    i'm in a state
    "...in Las Vegas where -the electric bills are staggering -the decor hog wild -and the entertainment saccharine -what a golden age -what a time of right and reason -the consumer's king -and unhappiness is treason..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ka_Jun View Post
    Tag Team

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    Who farted? Ka_Jun's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Dang, you dropped the Englebert Humperdink...ok, hardball then, I see your Englebert Humperdink and raise you a *****

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    The JC version of that song is one of my favorites

    and it's certainly what I'm feeling right now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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