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Old 09-10-08, 09:15 AM   #1
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Henceforth, she shall be known as thirteen

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Thirteen

Bad-luck wind been blowing on my back
I was born to bring trouble wherever i'm at
With a number 13 tatooed on my neck
That ink starts to itch
Black gon' turn to red
I was born in the soul of misery and I
Never had me a name
They just gave me a number
When I was young

Got a long line of heartache
I carry it well
List of lives I've broken
Reach from here to hell
And a bad-luck wind been blowin' on my back
Pray you don't look, and pray I don't look back

I was born in the soul of misery and I
Never had me a name
They just gave me a number
When I was young

Found me with a preacher man confessin' all I done
Catch me with the devil playing 21
And a bad-luck wind been blowin' on my back
I was born to
Bring trouble wherever i'm at
I was born in the soul of misery and I
Never had me a name
They just gave me a number
When i was young
Johnny Cash's version


On my ride back from school, I thought about all the bs reasons 13 broke up with me . I don't know what the hell her issues are, but I'm pissed she involved me. I'm pissed she couldn't make one step towards helping "us" and yet expected me to bend over backwards. Whatever lies she's coming up with to make herself feel better, I don't want any part of it.

I'm pissed, I'm hurt, I'm depressed, I need some lovin', I don't want her in my life anymore, yet she's still affecting me. Aaarrrgh...


Time to finish a paper...
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[ I need some lovin'

Who loves ya baby? jsharr and telly does.
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I'm pissed about it, too. I just can't make myself feel better, though. I need a little fling or something, but the only girls I know that I'd consider dating are like 18 or 19 and that's just creepy...
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PM chipcom, he is way over 18 and he puts out.
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Gosh, I am over 50, and I haven't had 13 sweethearts... I feel deprived.
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PM chipcom, he is way over 18 and he puts out.
I'm just not a big fan of that thing he does, I think it's that thing you taught him....

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I hate you forever for that video... I had to stick an ice pick in my brain to remove the images...
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Women are the devil...stay away, they'll F you up like nothing else.
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Gosh, I am over 50, and I haven't had 13 sweethearts... I feel deprived.
I'm 45 and I'm still on my first one- married 24 years.

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Sometimes I think I am UA's twin, separated at Birth. But that's rather creepy and I wish i didn't have such thoughts. At any rate, I constantly find myself in the same boat as him as far as the Evil Wimmins go, and just last night my Evil Ex called me. First time we've talked in nearly 2 months. So, today I called her and basically told her that I can't do the talking thing anymore. Rather awkward 1 minute conversation that, and I punched a wall afterwards. Anyways, its totally messing with my head and has now ruined my month. Why can't they play fair?
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Dang, if I had married my first, I would have killed myself a looooong time ago.
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A better song involving the # 13: http://www.last.fm/music/Pixies/+videos/+1-UDt42Vs-teI

"Number 13 Baby"

got hair in a girl
that flows to her bones
and a comb in her pocket
if the winds get blown
stripes on her eyes when she walks slow
but her face falls down
when she go, go, go
black tear falling on my lazy queen
gotta tattooed tit say number 13

viva
don't want no blue eyes
la loma
i want brown eyes
rica
i'm in a state

choir in the yard
in the house next door
where a grandma brought
some songs from the shore
six foot girl gonna
sweat when she dig
stand close to the fire
when they light the pig
standing in her chinos shirt pulled off clean
gotta tattooed tit say number 13

viva
don't want no blue eyes
la loma
i want brown eyes
rica
i'm in a state
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The JC version of that song is one of my favorites

and it's certainly what I'm feeling right now...
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